Author Topic: Crazy man in Clemenza's Apt. (Read 1419 times)

Albacore · « **on:** February 23, 2003, 02:31:11 PM »

There's a phsychologically unstable screenwriter in Clemenza's apartment right now(Clem's is one of our hated/beloved knights). Clem's at Karate and has no idea that this guy has locked himself in the apartment. TO top it off, CLem has about 200 dvds and a 9mm glock with ammo sitting in a bookshelf. I've tried calling and banging on the door, by the freak just turns the TV on louder and pretends I'm not there. This is no joke! What a weird Sunday.

Hortlund · « **Reply #1 on:** February 23, 2003, 02:35:52 PM »

Yes...whatever you do DONT call the cops.

Much better to come here and put up a post about the situation. That way someone who reads this board can...help...somehow..becaus. ..eh..nevermind.

john9001 · « **Reply #2 on:** February 23, 2003, 02:48:29 PM »

i thought all screenwriters were phsychologically unstable ?

shows how much i know.

what you need to do is beat on the door and yell "fire fire" "buildings on fire"

Arlo · « **Reply #3 on:** February 23, 2003, 02:48:35 PM »

Isn't "psychologically unstable screenwriter" redundant?

Maverick · « **Reply #4 on:** February 23, 2003, 03:21:09 PM »

Who's the one out of touch? The one who is in the apartment or the aquatic creature who posted this instead of calling the Police?

funkedup · « **Reply #5 on:** February 23, 2003, 03:24:44 PM »

For Christ's sake don't let him get near the DVD's!!!

Screenwriter · « **Reply #6 on:** February 23, 2003, 05:45:34 PM »

Shut Up Albacore You rat!! And thanks for telling me about the Glock on the bookshelf dude!! Knock on the door again and I'll put a cap in your ass!!! They said I couldn't WRITE?? MUAHAHA!!! They said I'm not FUNNY??? MUAHAHA!!! Well, lets see them laugh THIS off!!! MUAHAHA!!!!

Hangtime · « **Reply #7 on:** February 23, 2003, 08:00:47 PM »

waterproof keyboard: $49.95

goofy lookin underwater castle for the fish tank: $12.95

badly needed filter for the fish tank: out of stock.

Mini D · « **Reply #8 on:** February 23, 2003, 08:50:28 PM »

If I see headlights coming in the direction of my DvD collection, I fire my rifle at them until they turn around.

MiniD

Albacore · « **Reply #9 on:** February 23, 2003, 09:48:27 PM »

Clem's DVDs are safe. Screenwriter has been deep-sixed. Sortof.

Clemenza · « **Reply #10 on:** February 23, 2003, 09:51:41 PM »

Problem resolved peacefully. And stop making fun of Alb's handle.

Clemenza · « **Reply #11 on:** February 23, 2003, 09:53:11 PM »

And thanks for the good will towards my DVD collection.

WebCop · « **Reply #12 on:** February 23, 2003, 10:30:19 PM »

Alright, the show's over. Move along people, there's nothing to see here. Keep moving.

Dowding · « **Reply #13 on:** February 24, 2003, 05:51:53 AM »

Bunch of freaks. Save up hard, cut-down on the designer drugs and buy a semblance of a life between you.

sling322 · « **Reply #14 on:** February 24, 2003, 08:05:41 AM »

This has to be one of the most entertaining threads I have ever read on this board.

Pure genius IMO.