Author Topic: News from Pfizer, makers of Viagra (Read 538 times)

Toad · « **on:** February 24, 2003, 09:43:16 AM »

Pfizer Corp is making the announcement today that VIAGRA will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.

Pepsi's proposed ad campaign claims:

It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.

Obviously we can no longer call this a "soft" drink.

This additive gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and just a good old fashioned stiff drink.

Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of "Mount And Do".

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Just your Monday morning smile.

Fridaddy · « **Reply #1 on:** February 24, 2003, 09:57:04 AM »

That was bad.........go to your room.

Dowding · « **Reply #2 on:** February 24, 2003, 10:25:16 AM »

I had a friend who's doing a PHd in this area, working for a company that shall rename nameless. She was working on rabbit noodlees, which are apparently still alive even after being detached from their erstwhile owners.

AKIron · « **Reply #3 on:** February 24, 2003, 11:09:43 AM »

Kanth · « **Reply #4 on:** February 24, 2003, 12:50:25 PM »

He's right, go to your room

beet1e · « **Reply #5 on:** February 24, 2003, 02:17:29 PM »

hehe, Toad and Dowding in the same thread. Given the subject matter, will there be a UK/US dick measuring contest?

Toad · « **Reply #6 on:** February 24, 2003, 02:40:05 PM »

Beet,

There's I few things I guess you haven't picked on up yet. Dowding and I have crossed keyboards in quite a few threads; many long before you showed up. We disagree often; we occasionally agree. There are, of course, a few things about some of his posts/positions that can raise my eyebrows and sometimes, my blood pressure.

I'm sure he could say that last about me as well.

Overall, however, I respect him as one of the better debaters on this BBS.

beet1e · « **Reply #7 on:** February 24, 2003, 02:42:58 PM »

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Originally posted by Toad
Beet,

There's I few things I guess you haven't picked on up yet. Dowding and I have crossed keyboards in quite a few threads; many long before you showed up. We disagree often; we occasionally agree. There are, of course, a few things about some of his posts/positions that can raise my eyebrows and sometimes, my blood pressure.

I'm sure he could say that last about me as well.

Overall, however, I respect him as one of the better debaters on this BBS.

Rgr that - so what have I not picked up on? I asked a question based on something YOU said in an earlier thread.

Toad · « **Reply #8 on:** February 24, 2003, 02:46:52 PM »

There's the inference, is there not, that Dowding and I make a habit of crossing keyboards even in Joke Threads.

Just making the point that I'm not a knee-jerk anti-Dowding sort of guy.

So what do YOU want to measure here?

beet1e · « **Reply #9 on:** February 24, 2003, 02:53:39 PM »

hehe - touché, Mr. Toad.

OK, I was giving the pot a little stir.

Rude · « **Reply #10 on:** February 24, 2003, 02:53:43 PM »

Speaking of rabbit noodlees, how ya doin Beetle?

beet1e · « **Reply #11 on:** February 24, 2003, 03:06:54 PM »

ROFL, Rude! You are on very shaky ground, as is any American who wants to compare noodlees. As I have observed, on this board in the past, you Yanks - and not just the jews - routinely get clipped at birth. WE, however, get to keep the whole thing.

I'm doing OK - now - though I suffered a trauma last week. Now fully recovered. Thank you for asking.

boxboy28 · « **Reply #12 on:** February 24, 2003, 03:17:27 PM »

you keep the whole thing because you dont have any to spare from what i heard not to mention all those noodle enlargement surgeries they do over there!

LOL now "That my friend is stiring the POT"

Box:D

midnight Target · « **Reply #13 on:** February 24, 2003, 03:28:42 PM »

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WE, however, get to keep the whole thing.

True enough.

"Keep looking honey! It's under all that skin somewhere."

Dowding · « **Reply #14 on:** February 24, 2003, 04:03:30 PM »

"Knee-jerk anti-Dowding" Something about that makes me chuckle.

I'd go as far as to say Toad is my BBS nemesis, but I'd be giving myself far too much credit. He's perhaps the most lucid debater I've come across, and very little roadkill gets past the guy. I respect that a lot.

Toad for many interesting discussions we've had and may have in the future.

As for for happing the chop at birth, one of my favourite comics, Jethro, had this to say:

"Those jews are brave lads. So brave, there are. I mean they have a bit chopped off their willy before they know how much they are going to get!"

He's a very politically incorrect Cornish farmer type - but refreshingly funny with it.

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"Keep looking honey! It's under all that skin somewhere."

As opposed to the typical American female:

"Keep looking honey, and if you get tired of that, just find a fold and **** it."