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Offline Maverick

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« on: January 13, 2001, 08:06:00 PM »
Luftwaffe Terms For Pilots:

AIRCRAFT---Der Fliegenwagen

JET TRANSPORT---Der Muchen Overgrossen Biggenmother Das Ist Fliegen
Highenfaster Mit All Der Mach Und Flightenlevels. (Built by Boeing)

PROPELLER---Der Airfloggen Pushenthruster

ENGINE---Der Noisenmaken Pistonpusher Das Turnens Der Airfloggenfan
Pushenthruster

JET ENGINE---Der Schreemen Skullschplitten Firespitten Smokenmaken
Airpushenbacken Thrustermaker Mit Compressorsqueezen Und Turbinespinnen
Bladenrotors. (Made by Pratt & Whitney)

CONTROL COLUMN---Der Pushenpullen Bankenyanken Schtick

RUDDER PEDALS---Der Tailschwingen Yawmaken Werks

PILOT---Der Pushenpullen Bankenyanken Tailschwingen Werker

PASSENGER---Der Dumbkopf Das Est Strappened En Der Baacken Mit Der Other
Dumbkopfs Das Est Expecten To Leave Undgo On Scheduledtimen Und Arriven mit Der
Luggagebags Somplaceneisen

STUDENT PILOT---Der Dumbkopf Das Learnen Fliegen Un Hopen To Jobenfinden Mit
Der Airlinens

FLIGHT INSTRUCTOR---Der Timenbuilder Mit Less Den 1000 Hrs Multienginefliegen.
Teachen Dumbkopfs To Fliegen Vile Waitenwatchen Fer Der Letter Mit Der Joboffering
Frum United

AIRLINE TRANSPORT PILOT---Das Grosse Overpaiden Und Under Werken
Whinencomplainer Biggen Schmuck Dat Fliegen Mit Das Big Airlinen

PARACHUTE---Der Stringencotten Das Est Usen To Floaten Der Tailschwingen
Pushenpullen Bankenyanken Werker Down To Earthen Ven Der Fliegenwagen Est
Kaputen

FAA---Der Friggenfliegen Dumbkopf Schmucks Das Maken Alder Rulens Und
Regulations

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« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2001, 08:09:00 PM »
LOL!!!
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« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2001, 08:45:00 PM »
LOL !
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Offline Tac

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« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2001, 08:46:00 PM »
*Passes out from laughing too much*
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« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2001, 09:17:00 PM »
ROFLMFAO LOL, LMFAO...

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Offline Jigster

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« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2001, 09:26:00 PM »
I like the impatient German flight controllers...

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« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2001, 11:40:00 PM »
ROFLMAO!!!


Thing is, we have this Swiss gentleman that frequents the shop I work at, who speaks English almost exactly like that!!
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Offline Citabria

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« Reply #7 on: January 14, 2001, 12:01:00 AM »
falls on floor LMAO
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« Reply #8 on: January 14, 2001, 12:06:00 AM »
Maverick, that night course in German is really paying off. LOL!
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« Reply #9 on: January 14, 2001, 03:15:00 AM »
Certainly worthy of 10 beers shall I ever meet you face to face Maverick.
That was extremely funny!
-SW
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Offline Thrawn

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« Reply #10 on: January 14, 2001, 04:06:00 AM »
LMFAO!
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LJK Raubvogel

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« Reply #11 on: January 14, 2001, 04:59:00 AM »
ROFL  

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Offline Duckwing6

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« Reply #12 on: January 14, 2001, 05:47:00 AM »
hehehe sounds more like DUTCH  

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Offline Maverick

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« Reply #13 on: January 14, 2001, 12:27:00 PM »
 
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Originally posted by AKSeaWulfe:
Certainly worthy of 10 beers shall I ever meet you face to face Maverick.
That was extremely funny!
-SW


I'll hold you to that!    

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« Reply #14 on: January 15, 2001, 10:33:00 AM »
Hey Mav....

I haven't laughed that hard in a long time

Thanks!

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