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Offline Animal

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« on: December 07, 2000, 10:19:00 AM »
Its been months since the last dweeb-hunt; there are too many dweebs now to hunt them all. I am planning a new voluntary event in the honor of RAM's anonymous return:

THE MONTHTLY AH DWEEB-HUNT

Here is how it will work: if you want to be a participant, you say so in this thread. I will pick all names and write them on papers, put the papers on my toilet, flush, and the name that stays floating in the end, will be dweeb hunted by the other participants for a whole night. The losing participants have to fly "righteous" non-dweeby, honorable planes, like the FW-190, P-38, 202, and P47. The Dweeb will fly either a Niki or an F4U-C and must constantly say HAHAHAHA studmuffinS U CANT CATCH ME potato peelerS on channel one, along with other tauntings directed to the HTC staff. He must try in vain to HO the dweeb hunters.

Think of the MONTHLY DWEEB HUNT as the gladiatorial events of AH, the MA being as brutal and merciless (and gay) as ancient rome. The person to successfully kill the Dweeb most times will get a surprise gift by mail randomly picked from RAM's closet; authographed by him.

So come on, join in for the fun! and may the best dweeb win!


Animal
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disclaimer:

The chosen dweeb will not be able to back out after picked. By joining the event its similar to signing a contract; you will be hunted. HTC is not responsable for the events durin the dweeb night; we are not responsable for banned members or ruined scores. We are not responsible for any health problems RAM's trophy may cause. Please do not dweeb hunt me if it turns out to be dirty underwear or a used condom with the scent of a bath-house on it.

Offline Torque

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« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2000, 10:24:00 AM »
Animal share your drugs dude............I'm dry.

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« Reply #2 on: December 07, 2000, 10:26:00 AM »
TORQUE ARE YOU IN OR NOT.

This event is serious.

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« Reply #3 on: December 07, 2000, 10:30:00 AM »
Are you gonna share?

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« Reply #4 on: December 07, 2000, 10:34:00 AM »
Everytime my gear goes up, i'm on a dweeb hunt

Ice

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« Reply #5 on: December 07, 2000, 10:59:00 AM »
LOL!

This is so rediculous this might really be fun    

Ok I bite...Im in if we could get a bunch more people involved    But on one condition:

HAHAHA...studmuffinS YOU CANT CATCH ME potato peelerS is a little harsh...

Its funny and those who are in know its all in fun but it can be kinda objectionable in the arena...how bout HAHAHA WUSSBOYS...EAT <insert favorite guns or plane> LEAD!!!  

This might allow me to put all my objections with the current arena aside and just have some fun  

-Ding

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« Reply #6 on: December 07, 2000, 11:08:00 AM »
I'm IN!  I'd make good prey too.  

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Offline Saintaw

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« Reply #7 on: December 07, 2000, 11:10:00 AM »
<sniff...sniff>..... naaah !

Bye  
Saw
Dirty, nasty furriner.

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« Reply #8 on: December 07, 2000, 01:16:00 PM »
that is the funniest thing i have seen on this game yet. hahahahahahaha


 "JATO"      

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« Reply #9 on: December 07, 2000, 01:39:00 PM »
Shit, you mean the event hasn't started yet?!?  I've been flying the friggin' niki since tour 7!  Well screw this then, I quit.  You're all just a bunch of stupid-butts who can't fly worth a crap.  I'm the d00d mAster and you all suck!  I can kick bellybutton in Crimson Skies, and I can kick YOUR tulips here!


SOB
...thanks for sharing Animal  
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« Reply #10 on: December 07, 2000, 02:01:00 PM »
 ill think about it, must cunsolt squadies.
P.S. i fly 109s


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« Reply #11 on: December 07, 2000, 02:04:00 PM »
  The Dweeb will fly either a Niki or an F4U-C and must constantly say HAHAHAHA studmuffinS U CANT CATCH ME potato peelerS on channel one,

 You can pu me down as one of the dweebs to hunt-as long as I`m not forced to fly either of the namby pamby twink planes you`ve got listed above,only a shemale wannabe would fly those.  

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« Reply #12 on: December 07, 2000, 02:06:00 PM »
 
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Originally posted by SOB:
Shit, you mean the event hasn't started yet?!?  I've been flying the friggin' niki since tour 7!  Well screw this then, I quit.  You're all just a bunch of stupid-butts who can't fly worth a crap.  I'm the d00d mAster and you all suck!  I can kick bellybutton in Crimson Skies, and I can kick YOUR tulips here!

DWEEB!  Yer in without wanting to be in!    All KeWLDoODs are automatically considered dweeb hunt cannon fodder.

I also propose that those the killer of the KING DWEEB shout: DIE DWEEB DIE...STICK YOUR <insert favorite ammo or plane here> WHERE THE SUN DONT SHINE!  

LOL

-Ding

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« Reply #13 on: December 07, 2000, 02:09:00 PM »
Cmon guys, we only have like 3 people and we need like 20 for it to work.

Oh and about the potato peeler thing; I was doing some research on the MA testing the filter to check wich words we can say, and I found:

Ass
Nipple
Dick
Stupid
Fart

You can combine these to make killer cussing combos, and its all legal baby.

You also have to curse at people from your own channel for not calling your 6 or stealing your kills.

To add a little spice you can also whine on channel 1 about how you were AFK reading the board or answering the phone when they killed you; when in fact they saw you jinking and trying to maneuver.

Come on guys, join in!

Maybe if the event is a success HTC will give us our own scenario banner time to compete with that stupid SOCCER thing wich I dont understand.

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« Reply #14 on: December 07, 2000, 02:11:00 PM »
I'm in.. and i fly the jug.
 I am a Turd, and we all know Turds float, so I guess i will be the last remaining "toilet target" Animal, flush me, bomb me, hose me, i will still float!
All you boys that think you are men, come hunt me.
All you girls that think you are men, come hunt me.
All you men that wish you were girls come hunt me.

Sounds like fun, i don't mind being in the barrel for a month.

NUTTZ