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Offline X2Lee

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« Reply #15 on: March 01, 2003, 08:39:08 AM »
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What's this "us" and "we" you yer posting here?  What part of the world are you from again?  It shows.  You ain't here, so don't be talkin "us" and "we", even in some twisted sense of jest.


My God lad!
You hit it on the head! Also he ruined this thread!
It was going so nice too :(

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« Reply #16 on: March 01, 2003, 08:46:44 AM »
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My God lad!
You hit it on the head! Also he ruined this thread!
It was going so nice too :(



Germans aren't known to have any humor at all, x2lee,
definately not when it's goin to war.

But if ya have a good joke about Gerhard Schroeder or Joschka Fischer , please share it :D


Regards Blitz

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Re: Re: Re: Re: War on Iraq
« Reply #17 on: March 01, 2003, 08:19:08 PM »
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My God lad!
You hit it on the head! Also he ruined this thread!
It was going so nice too :(


Sorry X2, I'm just gettin sick of that pantywaste tryin to be an armchair quarterback when the game isn't even football.

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« Reply #18 on: March 02, 2003, 12:54:19 AM »
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Sorry X2, I'm just gettin sick of that pantywaste tryin to be an armchair quarterback when the game isn't even football.


 These days I delete about 75% of what I type to these idiots.  1/2 of it could get me kicked off this board and the other 1/2 could probably get me thrown in jail.  hehe just deleted a paragraph ;)

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« Reply #19 on: March 02, 2003, 09:28:59 AM »
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These days I delete about 75% of what I type to these idiots.  1/2 of it could get me kicked off this board and the other 1/2 could probably get me thrown in jail.  hehe just deleted a paragraph ;)


heheh I hear ya Udie.. I'm on the verge of having to use tags and clear warnings about proceeding at yer own risk :D

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« Reply #20 on: March 02, 2003, 01:29:20 PM »
Blitz took a reasonable sarcastic thread and made it political.
Most threads start as political and end up as sarcasm.


Makes you go   Hhhuuuummmm.

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« Reply #21 on: March 02, 2003, 01:37:06 PM »
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These days I delete about 75% of what I type to these idiots.  1/2 of it could get me kicked off this board and the other 1/2 could probably get me thrown in jail.


LOL I know that feeling. Personally Im sitting here biting my tounge so bad I cant even taste the food anymore.

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« Reply #22 on: March 02, 2003, 05:07:50 PM »
ok, to lighten the mood a bit, or maybe stir the pot:

Heaven and Hell

Heaven is where:

The police are British
The mechanics are German
The cooks are French
The lovers are Italian
The teenagers are Japanese
The movie makers are American
The musicians are Russian
The women are Swedish
And the whole thing is organized by the Swiss;


Hell is where:

The police are German
The mechanics are French
The cooks are British
The lovers are Swiss
The teenagers are American
The movie makers are Japanese
The musicians are Swedish
The women are Russian
And the whole thing is organized by the Italians...
Here we put salt on Margaritas, not sidewalks.

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« Reply #23 on: March 02, 2003, 06:05:46 PM »
Hey, my paternal Grandfather immigrated from Italy......I'd rather be in Heaven then :D

Of course my maternal Grandfather immigrated from Germany......I don't know whether to invade or surrender!!

Cobra
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« Reply #24 on: March 02, 2003, 09:08:45 PM »
Itallian women...

Accept no substitute.

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« Reply #25 on: March 02, 2003, 10:27:51 PM »
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Itallian women...

Accept no substitute.


But keep some serious body armor handy. ;)
If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude than the animated contest of freedom, go from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen!

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« Reply #26 on: March 03, 2003, 01:55:17 AM »
The free world should invade Iraq in order to liberate the Iraqi people!  We(the free world) will then be able to export liberalism to the Iraqi people and drag them into the 20th century!  Women and minorities will be able to have a life in Iraq and no longer be surpressed.  Free health care for all in Iraq.  The children, boys as well as girls, will be educated.  We can encourage the Iraqi people to plug all the oil wells so the enviornment can be saved before it is too late!  Trial lawyers from all accross the world will have this untapped source for new law suits!  A minium wage can then be enforced so the Iraqi people will no longer need to live in tents in the desert.

The most important reason to invade Iraq and save a small portion of the female population of the world is so Ted Kenndy can be denied a driver's license!!!!

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« Reply #27 on: March 03, 2003, 02:01:51 AM »
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The free world should invade Iraq in order to liberate the Iraqi people!  We(the free world) will then be able to export liberalism to the Iraqi people and drag them into the 20th century!  Women and minorities will be able to have a life in Iraq and no longer be surpressed.  Free health care for all in Iraq.  The children, boys as well as girls, will be educated.  We can encourage the Iraqi people to plug all the oil wells so the enviornment can be saved before it is too late!  Trial lawyers from all accross the world will have this untapped source for new law suits!  A minium wage can then be enforced so the Iraqi people will no longer need to live in tents in the desert.

The most important reason to invade Iraq and save a small portion of the female population of the world is so Ted Kenndy can be denied a driver's license!!!!


I think you're getting the words Iraq, and Afghanistan mixed up there....

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« Reply #28 on: March 03, 2003, 09:08:55 AM »
Make war AND love.

Can we go back to talking about Italian women?

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« Reply #29 on: March 03, 2003, 09:28:05 AM »
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Make war AND love.

Can we go back to talking about Italian women?


Yes, please...

dont force me to use that photo again!! ;)