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Offline Hangtime

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« on: February 28, 2003, 11:58:52 PM »
'i'm a pet dander, pollen, woodchip and cat toejam intolerant.. so either the alergies or fluffy have to go.."



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« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2003, 12:01:27 AM »
Go to sleep, looks like you had enough.
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Offline Hangtime

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« Reply #2 on: March 01, 2003, 12:09:30 AM »
surely, russian, there must be one commercial you hate, offends you, or you'd like to see SNL produce...

perhaps theres a tampon commercial that catches yer eye.... :)
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Offline hawk220

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« Reply #3 on: March 01, 2003, 12:15:42 AM »
LOL Hang! I was watching that one with the mrs the other day and I did the same thing:D   (she gave me the mrs look when I say stuff like that)
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« Reply #4 on: March 01, 2003, 12:30:24 AM »
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surely, russian, there must be one commercial you hate, offends you, or you'd like to see SNL produce...

perhaps theres a tampon commercial that catches yer eye.... :)


Since I use TV only for background sound, it doesn't bother me.  Better listen to CNN then to hear 10 computer fans working. :)
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Offline Kanth

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« Reply #5 on: March 01, 2003, 01:02:12 AM »
"bad host? or hemorrhoid sufferer?"

OH

or the one where this cheezy dood is in the jacuzzi with two skanky chicks and suddenly has to leave because he has diarrhea.


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« Reply #6 on: March 01, 2003, 01:11:04 AM »
The one where the jeep and the helicopter are racing up a mountain or some crap, and then the jeep stops and they all get out and they're standing on the ground, and the guy in the helo hovering above them says into is headset "you guys gotta give me a head start next time" . And I'm thinking, uh, they can't hear you dickhead .

A lot of Political canidate commericial are almost as mindless as the anit pot commercials .

Oh and
"Never underestimate the power of soup."

On the flipside, commercials I like, Fantana commercial . And I've never seen a Jack in the Box commercial that wasn't funny.
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« Reply #7 on: March 01, 2003, 01:40:45 AM »
Those idiotic "The Truth" commercials.  Make me want to step into the TV and go to work with a tire iron every time.


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Offline lord dolf vader

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« Reply #8 on: March 01, 2003, 07:31:39 AM »
the ones where the guy says the issue is complicated and the idiot throws the party line at him and then the thinking guysays somthing like "your right its not complicated, ill do what bush says"


totaly aimed at the it dosent have to be a logical argument to be right crowd.

p.s. a argument that is not logical is wrong. sophists and nonseqetors need not apply
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Offline john9001

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« Reply #9 on: March 01, 2003, 07:56:52 AM »
ALL GEICO commercials and the" BILLY MAYS HERE" , does he always have to SHOUT?
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« Reply #10 on: March 01, 2003, 09:04:18 AM »
That horse-faced Canadian riding around in once proud Mopar cars!

Make the pain stop, Mercedes/Chrysler!

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Offline Udie

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« Reply #11 on: March 01, 2003, 09:09:52 AM »
There was this one about 10 years ago that I couldn't stand.


daughter "Mom can I ask you a personal question"

Mom "yes"

Daughter "do you duche?"


 what the hell is that doing on tv at dinner time?!  They do that toejam on purpose I swear.
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Offline Hangtime

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« Reply #12 on: March 01, 2003, 09:13:11 AM »
Just for men... the hair rejuvinator.

"I wonder how I did tonight?""

"Would you like to come in....?"

"No, yah ugly skank.. I just wanna use yer sweetheart.."
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Offline lazs2

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« Reply #13 on: March 01, 2003, 09:59:22 AM »
any of em by dell  and.... that friggin bowflex commercial.
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« Reply #14 on: March 01, 2003, 05:43:56 PM »
Ill second the "Truth" commercials.  Some of the most annoying toejam on television.

Honorable mention goes to any "reality TV" ad.  For Christs sake... we've got like 6 of them on a night.

"Im a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!"  What?  WTF is this show about?  I dunno - but Robin Leach is on it and its right after Big Brother XVI "Jamie has sex with the banister after a herpes outbreak."

diddlying rediculous - the stuff they put on TV today.
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