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Offline midnight Target

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« Reply #15 on: March 01, 2003, 05:53:52 PM »
The one with Keith Hernandez and Walt Frazier doing a play by play of some guy getting shot down in a bar because there is gray in his beard..... WTF is that?
Couple of old farts telling me not to look old... sheesh.
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Offline Raubvogel

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« Reply #16 on: March 01, 2003, 07:40:47 PM »
The Chili's babyback rib commercial with the guy doing his human beatbox/noise machine impersonation. I'd like to shove that microphone down his throat.
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Offline RightF00T

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« Reply #17 on: March 01, 2003, 11:15:12 PM »
I think the "Marijuana Impairs your judgement" commercials are the best not because of the actual situations but the way they film them.  For instance...3 potheads are in a drive-thru

Cashier: Can I take your order
Pothead1: can I get your number (laughing)

Scene 2

Cashier: Can I take your order
Pothead1: Let me have 15 cheeeeeeseburgers(laughing)

Scene 3

Cashier: Can I take your order
Pothead1: Got any egggs?(BAM! head hits window

Scene 4

Cashier: Can I take your order
Pothead1: Dude, I dont have any money
Pothead2: LEts go lets go!

SCREECHING TIRES

POTHEAD2: Man WAtch oout!!

Scene cuts out before car hits little girl on bike.


Not funny at all, but it seems they're trying really hard to the point of absurdness to sell the "MARIJUANA IS BAD" point of view.   Almost  that the commercial is ridiculed more than the message is communicated.
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Offline Hangtime

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« Reply #18 on: March 01, 2003, 11:18:34 PM »
wish they spent half the money on anti-alcohol abuse that they do on pot witch hunts.
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« Reply #19 on: March 01, 2003, 11:59:14 PM »
But then how would we find the pot witches?

Answer me that!
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« Reply #20 on: March 02, 2003, 12:27:24 AM »
Any Mt. Dew commercial.  Somehow, trying to pitch a soda as radical and cool just irritates the hell out of me.  The one where the guys flip the TransAm is the worst by far.

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« Reply #21 on: March 02, 2003, 09:56:44 AM »
no kidding miniD.  That commercial fediddlein rots.  Besides mountain dew tastes horrible.

Also have to agree with lazs.  Dell makes junk and has super toejamty commericals.  That kid needs a severe arse kicking.

My personal hatred however is directed to Jarred from Subway. Not only is he a total liar (yeah right you lost like 200 pounds by eating foot long subs,) but he is a total weiner.  He needs a good punching.
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Offline Drifter1234

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« Reply #22 on: March 02, 2003, 11:00:55 AM »
The new Viagra commercial.

New Haircut?

New Shoes?

What is up with Bob.

Get real

He got laid for the first time in 6 months.

Should be is that a roll of certs in your pocket or are you glad to see me?

Drftr
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« Reply #23 on: March 02, 2003, 04:23:23 PM »
I'm waiting on a Mentos commercial at the UN... all delegates are throwing down threatening war and some French orderly breaks out a case of Mentos mints and suddenly there is world peace again.... ahhhh... Mentos, fresh and full of life.
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Offline XNachoX

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« Reply #24 on: March 02, 2003, 05:10:39 PM »
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Besides mountain dew tastes horrible.


You, sir need to die!
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Offline marauder

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« Reply #25 on: March 02, 2003, 08:35:40 PM »
"Mom sometimes I just don't feel ...fresh"
Commercials that say stuff like that MUST be banned ...pleeeeeze!
Btw Loser... MOUNTAIN DEW is the NECTAR OF THE GODS!!!!
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« Reply #26 on: March 02, 2003, 08:58:29 PM »
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I'm waiting on a Mentos commercial at the UN... all delegates are throwing down threatening war and some French orderly breaks out a case of Mentos mints and suddenly there is world peace again.... ahhhh... Mentos, fresh and full of life.


ROFL!!!!!!!!  :D :D :D
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« Reply #27 on: March 02, 2003, 09:25:54 PM »
no guys, mountain dew is seriously toejamty.


You cant drink it without sneezing and worse yet it gives you the worse phlem ever.


Ginger ale or Dr Pepper.  Only two ways to go.
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Offline RightF00T

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« Reply #28 on: March 02, 2003, 09:42:37 PM »
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no guys, mountain dew is seriously toejamty.


You cant drink it without sneezing and worse yet it gives you the worse phlem ever.


Ginger ale or Dr Pepper.  Only two ways to go.


Not to mention it lowers your sperm count. ;)
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« Reply #29 on: March 02, 2003, 10:22:08 PM »
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"Mom sometimes I just don't feel ...fresh"


Mom: "Susie, a little soap and water never hurt anything. Try it sometime."
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