Author Topic: FDB: A History (Read 1138 times)

sling322 · « **on:** March 02, 2003, 04:03:49 PM »

These dudes got together once and like discovered that they liked wings and beer. And then this flying game came along and they decided to like play it. And then they got a picture of Fatty's mom to put on their planes. And then they found out that folks whine when their chutes get shot....so they did it more. Oh and they were all bastards.

The End.

mason22 · « **Reply #1 on:** March 02, 2003, 04:27:22 PM »

...sinclair is hot.

and, who the fek is lance?

Mathman · « **Reply #2 on:** March 02, 2003, 04:43:47 PM »

Man, what a bunch of tards.

Oh, and to echo what Mason said, who the hell is Lance?

funkedup · « **Reply #3 on:** March 02, 2003, 04:55:20 PM »

A couple of rutabagas found some even bigger rutabagas who felt lonely and insecure without a squadron. They weren't even fat, but pretended they were fat to draw pity. They only eat chicken wings so they can pretend they are full to cover up their inability to hold down more than 2 wine coolers. Oh and they were butt pirates.

THE END

sling322 · « **Reply #4 on:** March 02, 2003, 05:07:07 PM »

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Originally posted by funkedup
A couple of rutabagas found some even bigger rutabagas who felt lonely and insecure without a squadron. They weren't even fat, but pretended they were fat to draw pity. They only eat chicken wings so they can pretend they are full to cover up their inability to hold down more than 2 wine coolers. Oh and they were butt pirates.

THE END

Shouldnt this be in its own thread entitled 308th: A History?

Frogm4n · « **Reply #5 on:** March 02, 2003, 05:49:49 PM »

isnt lance Hitech?

X2Lee · « **Reply #6 on:** March 02, 2003, 05:59:41 PM »

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Originally posted by Mathman
Man, what a bunch of tards.

Oh, and to echo what Mason said, who the hell is Lance?

WWKTD?

what would kurt tank do?

Raubvogel · « **Reply #7 on:** March 02, 2003, 06:04:24 PM »

And ye they drank unto the wee hours of the morn. And glanced about the confines of the Con Room and lo they were the only bastards still standing.

First Book of Jim Beam, verse 3:69

Moloch · « **Reply #8 on:** March 02, 2003, 06:04:57 PM »

....and they like to shoot each other when in events that don't have killshooter on.

Urchin · « **Reply #9 on:** March 02, 2003, 06:10:40 PM »

Sunday morning I'm pretty sure I was the last man standing. Course Saturday morning/Friday night I was out early.. I think.

Toad · « **Reply #10 on:** March 02, 2003, 07:09:45 PM »

No offense, but I like the MAW history better.

At least they gave all their hat sizes.... amazing. I think 27 was the smallest.....

Mini D · « **Reply #11 on:** March 02, 2003, 09:11:10 PM »

OK.. if nailing FunkedUp isn't a criteria for getting into the FDBs... why were all your names tattoed on his ass?

MiniD

SOB · « **Reply #12 on:** March 02, 2003, 10:47:40 PM »

He's a groupie, and is a suitable alternative when Rocky is busy...at least after a fifth.

SOB

Pei · « **Reply #13 on:** March 03, 2003, 12:37:00 AM »

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Originally posted by Urchin
Sunday morning I'm pretty sure I was the last man standing. Course Saturday morning/Friday night I was out early.. I think.

Standing? You were having trouble lieing on the floor!

Pei · « **Reply #14 on:** March 03, 2003, 12:40:03 AM »

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Originally posted by Raubvogel
And ye they drank unto the wee hours of the morn. And glanced about the confines of the Con Room and lo they were the only bastards still standing.

First Book of Jim Beam, verse 3:69

What happened to the BLack Seal Rum (last seen inserted into the nether end of an inflatable sheep)?