Originally posted by Hangtime
Not surprising.. thats what most drunks with my toejam in their hands do when I kick 'em in the balls.
I like you. Can we do this again next weekend?
You forget...I don't have balls...the U.N. had me remove then by mandate when I was in the Marine Corps years ago.
But I tell you what...You tell me why you drink and I'll tell you why I drink also?
You ever wake up screaming? Wake up crying? See things during the day that freak you out? Hear noises that make you shudder? The hair on your neck stand up for no reasons?
Short story... At work and a new guy decided he was going to play with his laser pointer. I was at the copier. I noticed movement over my right shoulder. I look. It was a red dot. I dropped and rolled left slamming again the far wall. Took about 10 secs for me to will myself to look around the cubicle wall trying to cut the pie (positively re-assuring myself...."I'm at work, I'm at work") and found a fat diddlyer laughing at me.
I walked away or else I would had phsyically hurt him. diddlying poge bastard. He had no idea. He was just a stupid diddlying stupid fat stupid bastard.
Sorry, but I'm drinking a lot lately. But I do have to say that if you kicked me in the balls I might puke...but I would probably kick you back aftewards
Sincerely,
Lance Corporal Scott "Drunky" Lavender, USMC