Originally posted by Ripsnort 
Actually, I think Mason and Fatty should be thrown out of the FDB's,...they're pretty skinny!  Don't you guys have a physical guideline for fatness?  
 
 Ahhh, my little Riphopper... you misunderstand. You see this type of “fat” is not a physical state based on direct experience with material reality. It’s a state of mind. An attitude. A way of life.
Trust me. In the metaphysical sense, Mason and Fatty are as disgustingly obese as a 400 lb opera singer at an all-you-can eat fish fry.