Author Topic: Alright, know I am getting old now. (Read 1104 times)

lazs2 · « **Reply #30 on:** March 10, 2003, 08:26:23 AM »

a mexican girlfriend works better than mexican coffee. If you are shooting pool with a rope then yu probly have drank too much.
lazs

StSanta · « **Reply #31 on:** March 10, 2003, 05:34:47 PM »

ROOOOOOOOOOOFL Toad, there is little doubt in my mind that you indeed possess the qualities needed to sweet talk a young yet not so innocent g-string wearing club hopping girl.

And yer tips on the gin and tonic (Hitchhikers Guide made them famous to me) is sound advice.

HOWEVER, I still question whether your behaviour should you find a young females teats in your experienced hand would be GRACEFUL.

With your past experiences at institutes of higher learning and with the tricks up your sleeve, I expect your behaviour to be very sordid indeed.

Only time will tell. Mayhap one day we shall settle this issue. I know if that ever happens, I'll enjoy it, although probably not as much as you.

Salute, old timer

Toad · « **Reply #32 on:** March 10, 2003, 10:43:47 PM »

Well, I should be flying Int'l again this fall. You never know.

Bring a pencil and paper.. you may want to take notes.

StSanta · « **Reply #33 on:** March 11, 2003, 04:12:07 AM »

I'll do better than that Toad - will bring a camera.

And yer welcome at my place any time, pal. It ain't much, but there's a decent bed that only has been broken once by intense love making. It's reinforced now, so should be able to handle your considerable bulk heh.

Vermillion · « **Reply #34 on:** March 11, 2003, 07:17:02 AM »

Santa, I'm 34... not too far ahead of you, but the last few years have been quite interesting.

Yes, your getting older, grayer, fatter and slower, but admittedly most of us grow wiser as well.

And yes now most of the available girls have children, plenty of emotional bagage, ex-husbands, and or insane ex-boyfriends (and some you discover when its too late actually STILL have a husband or boyfriend). BUT!! You knew there had to be a "but" in there, didn't you

If you stay single, you can get more women now in that 28-35 age range, than you had in the rest of your entire life. Woman as they approach 30 are much more confident in themselves and they're sexuality. They've been there, done that, and are NOT afraid to go for what they want. Plus they are just hitting they're sexual peak. Its incredible

In your teens and early 20's, it was the guys chasing the women and having to jump thru flaming hoops like a tiger in a circus show, just to go home with a woman.

Now, its the exact opposite. Its very very nice

Raubvogel · « **Reply #35 on:** March 11, 2003, 07:18:11 AM »

26? old? bwahahaha. Wait until you're 30-something and just got over a 4 month recuperation from shoulder surgery and find out you have to take a physical fitness test for the military in 3 weeks....talk about feeling old

I ache in places I never realized I had muscles hehe.

On drinking and clubbing....the latter I have no use for, other than socializing with a few friends. Any woman worth finding is usually not going to be found in a club.

Habu · « **Reply #36 on:** March 11, 2003, 08:22:45 AM »

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Originally posted by Puke
Habu, I will let you know how it goes. I'm very motivated to get back into swimming right now. I doubt my times will change for a long time. What'll happen is that my stamina will increase and I'll be able to maintain my pace for longer the more I practice, but the pace won't increase.

I've not swum for many years. Today, I really didn't push things but I was in the water for an hour which was always my usual non-coached workout. I did attempt five 50's on the minute-fifteen but was only able to three and then the fourth was a 50 breast and then I stopped. I probably could've done all five, but I really do feel I have to take it easy right now. I have absolutely no muscle anymore and I can tell I have to get back into this slowly or I might pull something. I do have a pull-bouy around here somewhere and I may bring that next time and alternate with kickboard too. Anyway, so you know, your talk helped motivate one joystick-potato.

Keep it up Puke.

The first 2 weeks back are the worst. However the next couple of months are the best. You will see improvement like you cannot imagine.

The other day a younger women came up to me at a swim workout and commented that I had been loseing weight. I was never fat but I had put on some weight around my gut. It made me very happy to have someone notice what the scale had been telling me.

It is the little things like that that will keep you motivated. Just stick it out for the first month and you will be home free.

lazs2 · « **Reply #37 on:** March 11, 2003, 08:27:17 AM »

geeze verm.... I met you... your just a kid! heck, your even in pretty good shape... I didn't have to wait for you to catch up on the tour much at all. Bet with a little exercise you could keep up with me.
lazs

Vermillion · « **Reply #38 on:** March 11, 2003, 10:08:48 AM »

Yah Lazs, but that was in one of my "exercising" phases

where I hit the gym about 3-4 times a week. And even then I barely broke what I would consider "average" physical fitness. hehehe

Since the winter started, I've had a 2 month case of Bronchitis and a 1 month case of severe sinus/ear infection, and a severe case of sitting on my fat bellybutton while eating everything in sight ! I've put on 15 pounds and lost about 10% of my hair in front

Damn, I'm feeling ancient lately.

lazs2 · « **Reply #39 on:** March 11, 2003, 02:50:34 PM »

I believe my hair may have gotten thicker since I seen you.. Did find a grey hair in my beard tho.
lazs

midnight Target · « **Reply #40 on:** March 11, 2003, 03:18:34 PM »

I once read that you know you're getting old when you become invisible to teenage girls.

Puke · « **Reply #41 on:** March 11, 2003, 10:31:40 PM »

Habu, it's been 3-nights in a row swimming. I'm mostly alternating 50's with pull bouy and kick board to built up some strength so that I do have the strength to work on stamina.

I almost didn't go tonight, I was so very tired. But I did.