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Offline Leslie

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« Reply #30 on: March 12, 2003, 07:16:32 PM »
Oh man Animal, it was GOOD!!!!  That was about five or six years ago.  The boat is a 30' Contender, which if it had wings I think it would fly...60 mph top speed.

Anyway, this pic was taken about 30 miles south of Mobile, Alabama around the oil rigs.  Good fishing there.

Btw, the boat belongs to my buddy.  He got a good deal on it.  $50K...about half what it costs brand new.  He still has it, and runs charter trips every now and then, but not for a living.  It's a lot of work.



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« Reply #31 on: March 12, 2003, 07:22:08 PM »
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« Reply #32 on: March 12, 2003, 08:30:10 PM »
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Originally posted by davidpt40
Hey now, calm down.  No reason to attack me like you attack a sloppy-joe sandwhich.  Perhaps we could each post pictures of ourself, and then we would see who the huge fat slob was, and who doesn't eat meat?

I did get my figures wrong.  1 serving of the ground beef in my refrigerator is 47% of the daily saturated fat recommendation.


Plenty of people have seen me in person at last years's Con. I'm a carnivore through and through. I drink all the beer I want and regularly wolf down huge hamburgers and large orders of fries. I also weight train regularly and at last check my bodyfat was about 8%. I've forgotten more about fitness than you've ever known. Bark up another tree. Numbers are numbers. Daily recommendations are a general guidelines, not the gospel.

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« Reply #33 on: March 12, 2003, 08:57:54 PM »
If my choice is to choke down brown rice or to eat a steak, I choose the steak, and the fat ass.  I go for ground sirloin though...it's got a little less than 50% fat.  What a tard.


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« Reply #34 on: March 12, 2003, 09:06:18 PM »
Ahhh guys, hey already have it. Started by Kennedy in the sixty's I believe.

President's counsel for physical fitness
http://www.fitness.gov/

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« Reply #35 on: March 12, 2003, 09:14:32 PM »
There's definitely gotta be genetics playing a part in people's weight, or if not that- atleast their initial diet put on them by their parents.

However!!!! Fast food (not just MickeyDs, or Wendys.. but Jerrys and even SubWay) and laziness also play a part in *some* people's weight.

There is no one way to deal with it, except adopting a national weight loss program... called "Kick Animal's Ass", in this program we will adopt a national nutrition center where you may eat 1 rice cake every 12 hours, and have 1 gallon of water every 6 hours. This will ensure minimal caloric intake, while maximing fat burning and muscle toning with 95% fat loss. It also has a healthy end result, 1 beat to hell Puerto Rican.

As you can see, everyone wins in the end. Especially me, because the cost of this program is a measly $1,000 USD a day.

I guarantee results you can see, feel and laugh at (the Puerto Rican)!

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« Reply #36 on: March 12, 2003, 09:53:36 PM »
lets put all the fatties on treadmills and have them generate power for the regular people untill they are not overweight.

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« Reply #37 on: March 12, 2003, 10:41:00 PM »
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There is no one way to deal with it, except adopting a national weight loss program... called "Kick Animal's Ass", in this program we will adopt a national nutrition center where you may eat 1 rice cake every 12 hours, and have 1 gallon of water every 6 hours. This will ensure minimal caloric intake, while maximing fat burning and muscle toning with 95% fat loss. It also has a healthy end result, 1 beat to hell Puerto Rican.


Wulfie, animal ain't yer skinny assed whippin squeak.. he's my son. and, while i have no recollection of screwing a parrot in PR over 20 years ago, when i was there it was virtually entirely populated by americans and parrots. In short, being 'puerto rican' is the same as being a 'californian'. Parrot and all.

further.. since he's my kid AND and an FDB; he's by default OUR skinny assed whipping squeak.

in short, u mess with our skinny kid, we all sit on yer face and you get to guess the average FDB weight.

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« Reply #38 on: March 12, 2003, 10:54:27 PM »
You tell em!

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« Reply #39 on: March 13, 2003, 01:02:31 AM »
Hmmm...Hangtime's comments a side, I do believe this is a weight loss idea I could really get into!  :D


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« Reply #40 on: March 13, 2003, 02:21:03 AM »
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I certainly don't think we (general public) should be paying for what basically amounts to "lazy americans"

if they can afford to pay for their own care great.
if not, Darwin comes to mind.
Ahem the point of the article is that it is the general public who are "lazy americans" (as you put it).
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Federal statistics say about 60 percent of American adults are not regularly active, and about 25 percent are not active at all.
Not that I think having a department of exercise will do anything to help at all. Complete waste of cash, IMHO unless the DoEx people are heavily armed in SWAT style and stake out all the fast food joints & supermarkets. "Put the burger down, son, start aerobicizing and no one'll get hurt." ;)
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« Reply #41 on: March 13, 2003, 12:46:58 PM »
myelo: I think educating kids about health, including diet and exercise, is just as important as reading, spelling, and math.

 And "educating kids about health" withing the government-run system would be just as ineffective as in "reading, spelling, and math". I do not dispute here that the goal (of drastically changing american culture) may be good. I only claim that creating a government program for it will be a complete waste.

What if 25% of kids graduating from the public school system were illiterate?

 Over 25% of kids graduating from the public school system are illiterate! They may be able to read a printed paragraph aloud but that is not literacy if the school graduate reading comprehension is at the 4-th grade level.

 Would you say they're just stupid, it's their fault-- what's the problem?
 Yes, major part of the problem is that some are plain stupid though no fault can be assigned, unless you blame Creator or principles of genetics or the fact that our technology and customs stopped natural selection from weeding out the bad genes and habits.
 In a mobile society like american one, smart capable individuals move out and congregate in different neighbourhoods and socialise in different circles, which leads dumb people breeding mostly with dumb people and not having smart people living next to them to set a lifestyle example.

 As for "what's the problem...", I do not deny that the "problem" exists. As do many others. For example, gravity is a major problem - if only we could cut Earth surface gravity in half, we would drastically reduce fuel consumption, airplane range, heart failures, low water pressure in the faucets and women's breasts would be much perkier. :) But since there is no solution to this problem, what's the point of speculating about it or throwing tax money at it?

Or, if they don't have insurance they get medical care anyway, increasing taxes for medicaid and increasing medical costs...

 So you've discovered the philosophical concept of "moral hazard" - socially reducing porential penalties for risky behavior leeds to increase in that kind of behavior! Forgive loans and people will take more unreasonably risky loans, subcidise treatment of consequences of obesity, and people will be more obese, guarantee pensions and people will save less. Congratulations!
 At least that problem - unlike gravity, dumb genes or bad culture - is legislatively created in the recent past. So we could remove it if we wanted to.

-dead-: Ahem the point of the article is that it is the general public who are "lazy americans" (as you put it).

 Good point!
 Or maybe Wlfgng was not clear. He was talking specifically about people who were paying taxes. Since way over 50% of US taxes if paid by way below half of the population, calling that minority "general population" was not correct on his part.
 If I may offer a different wording -  "We - general taxpayers, numerical minority of the population - should not be paying for what basically amounts to "lazy americans".

 miko

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« Reply #42 on: March 13, 2003, 01:01:10 PM »
hmm sounds like we need Diet Nazis and Exercise Nazis to herd the unfit and overweight into Diet und Exerzize Kamps where "workouts macht thin".  Isnt the right to be fat in the Second Amendment someplace? :)

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« Reply #43 on: March 13, 2003, 01:24:27 PM »
Is that some kind of sick threat??


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I'll take brown rice over steak any day.  And if you know whats good for you, so will you.
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« Reply #44 on: March 13, 2003, 01:38:48 PM »
Leslie.. what the heck are doing with that Giant GoldFish ??? :eek:

I agree with Animal...
cut them loose from the system if they're too friggin lazy to get of their asses.  

let them die off while watching Richard Simmons and chugging diet coke for all I care.