Author Topic: Osma captured? (Read 1307 times)

AKIron · « **Reply #15 on:** March 12, 2003, 12:29:57 PM »

I'd turn him loose. Much easier to justify conquering the middle east with a credible threat at large. You want cheap oil? Better start sucking up to the US.

Dowding · « **Reply #16 on:** March 12, 2003, 12:30:19 PM »

It's hardly a realistic discussion, is it now. It's not as if we're actually going to be in this position.

The worst thing you could do is kill him. He would be a martyr. Best to try him as a mass murderer.

Ripsnort · « **Reply #17 on:** March 12, 2003, 12:32:19 PM »

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Originally posted by Dowding
It's hardly a realistic discussion, is it now. It's not as if we're actually going to be in this position.

The worst thing you could do is kill him. He would be a martyr. Best to try him as a mass murderer.

Martyrism is easier to deal with than hostages. Mark my words.

Hortlund · « **Reply #18 on:** March 12, 2003, 12:33:40 PM »

I dont believe that "dont make him a martyr" line of argument.

It was the exact same argument cigarette man had in X-Files...and that certainly didnt help him keep any secrets, Mulder just found out more and more and more.

So make him a martyr...I mean its not as if the moslem terrorists are lacking martyrs now is it?

Dowding · « **Reply #19 on:** March 12, 2003, 12:35:37 PM »

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Martyrism is easier to deal with than hostages. Mark my words.

Tell that to Christians. Christ's death and martyrdom was the foundation of a whole religion for them, and they seem to be very intent on continuing Christ's work.

Tumor · « **Reply #20 on:** March 12, 2003, 12:36:17 PM »

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Originally posted by Dowding
It's hardly a realistic discussion, is it now. It's not as if we're actually going to be in this position.

The worst thing you could do is kill him. He would be a martyr. Best to try him as a mass murderer.

Well, I'd go for diembowling him and THEN try him as a mass murderer for good measure.

kbman · « **Reply #21 on:** March 12, 2003, 12:41:03 PM »

Great!
Lurid fantasies of torture and dismemberment capped off with references to bad television shows...could things get any more pathetic? I mean, I understand the frustration and animosity but really, can't we do better than this?

kbman

muckmaw · « **Reply #22 on:** March 12, 2003, 12:46:59 PM »

I thought the "Jimmy Dean Pork Sausage Anal Rape" was pretty creative....

I like Rip's idea too. Making it Pay-per-View, the Free fall would still last longer than a Tyson fight.

air_guard · « **Reply #23 on:** March 12, 2003, 12:47:07 PM »

Agree kbman this is low leve IQ . But I understand the frustration.

If i remember the books well that was how the vikings did it 1000 years ago, tough we got futher than that ?

hawk220 · « **Reply #24 on:** March 12, 2003, 12:49:36 PM »

I thought the "Jimmy Dean Pork Sausage Anal Rape" was pretty creative....

now were you talking honey maple or italian spice?

Maverick · « **Reply #25 on:** March 12, 2003, 12:56:00 PM »

Make it look like a suicide and have a few items nearby. First some pork rinds some of which would be in him. Second a few condom packs and pix of him and a really SKANKY looking prostitute with several bottles of cheap booze. Some of the booze in him as well.

Option 2. skip the suicide but use the others with photo's and introduce HIV to him. Place in a cell and let nature take it's course.

Best I could do on short notice.

Cheers

Raubvogel · « **Reply #26 on:** March 12, 2003, 12:57:05 PM »

Should drown him in pork fat, then resuscitate him and ask him if there were 72 virgins waiting for him in heaven. Then they should probably skin him alive with one of those cool looking knives from the latenight infomercial shopping channels.

vorticon · « **Reply #27 on:** March 12, 2003, 01:14:16 PM »

hes more likely to cyanide himself before we get close...either that or turn in one of his "stunt" doubles for the 20million dollar reward and use it for his next plot...

if i had 5 minutes with him id just casterate him...what heppens next is not suitable for these boards (use your imagination...)(or dont...)

Saurdaukar · « **Reply #28 on:** March 12, 2003, 01:29:55 PM »

I would like to sit him down opposite Bush and play moderator while they discuss their respective differences. Afterall, Osama's not to blame, its societies fault.

Perhaps we can put him in a room with 2 or 3 protestors and a gun. Maybe the protestors will be able to convince him that its ok to be angry and hes not as bad a person as everyone thinks he is. Do you think they will be able to voice their opinion that the US deserved 9/11 before he shoots them all because they're Americans?

Afterall, lets be reasonable. Osama has led a very tough life, what with the profits from selling oil to Americans, and its only right for his inner child to want to smash things (like sky scrapers) in order to vent his frustration - its healthy.

Perhaps we should ask him what it is he wants? What would make him happy? Im sure hes a reasonable man. Given the choice between the destruction of major US cities and peace on Earth, Im confident he'll let the doves fly.

You want a trial for show? Fine. Hang him afterwards.

Hristo · « **Reply #29 on:** March 12, 2003, 01:46:40 PM »

Osama has kidnapped Saddam and took his place.

Only CIA and cowboy know that, thus all the fuss.