Author Topic: Osma captured? (Read 1305 times)

batdog · « **on:** March 12, 2003, 11:32:42 AM »

NO IDEA if this has any truth, but a guy at work rx'd a page (news) that Tehran radio was reporting the capture of Osma Bin Laden.

Considering the supposed source its most likely BS. Anybody else hear-see anything?

air_guard · « **Reply #1 on:** March 12, 2003, 11:38:56 AM »

I just noticed in a newspaper that he has cloned himselve.
And they growing his new cloned kids with ecstasy and cocain, so they grow 10 years for each of the normal years.

Fuk if i wanna see those kids

muckmaw · « **Reply #2 on:** March 12, 2003, 11:39:07 AM »

That came across the wire this morning. The futures markets went into a frenzy, but it's been disputed by the CIA and the Pakistani News Agency. As of this time, there is no proof that it's a true report.

Ripsnort · « **Reply #3 on:** March 12, 2003, 11:41:09 AM »

Pakistani officials are denying the claim.

Siaf__csf · « **Reply #4 on:** March 12, 2003, 11:44:03 AM »

I'm sure the hostilities will end if Osama is captured. That'll scare them.

hawk220 · « **Reply #5 on:** March 12, 2003, 11:54:26 AM »

ok, say YOU captured him..and had 5 minutes alone with him. What would you do?

boxboy28 · « **Reply #6 on:** March 12, 2003, 11:57:01 AM »

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Originally posted by hawk220
ok, say YOU captured him..and had 5 minutes alone with him. What would you do?

SHAVE HIS BEARED!!!!!!!!!

lord dolf vader · « **Reply #7 on:** March 12, 2003, 11:57:59 AM »

yea yea you could torture him and those nasty courts with all their rules and stuff wouldent save him.

such blatent wussyness is disgusting.

Modas · « **Reply #8 on:** March 12, 2003, 12:08:12 PM »

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Originally posted by hawk220
ok, say YOU captured him..and had 5 minutes alone with him. What would you do?

Make him eat pork

muckmaw · « **Reply #9 on:** March 12, 2003, 12:15:41 PM »

Five minutes huh?

Do I get prep time?

First, I'd have him gang raped by the Village people. Then, I'd make sure one of them rams a Jimmy Dean Pork Sausage up his ass, and sews it shut.

Finally, I'd take a nice big Pork Skin, make him wear it like a pullover, and I slowly cut him up piece by piece.

Fingers...toes...ears..nose, tongue, Hands, feet, legs, arms....the whole time, letting him keep his eyes, so he can watch.

And if this did not kill him, I'd simply slit his throat, like they did to Danny Pearl.

And the whole thing would be broadcast live on CNN. Of course, I'd be more than willing to let the relatives from the victims of 9-11 get a shot in before I did him in. But I don't think I could do all this in 5 mins.

I've got some....issues...I guess.

Dowding · « **Reply #10 on:** March 12, 2003, 12:19:30 PM »

I'd have up in front of a war crimes tribunal, a la Milosevic or Goring.

Hortlund · « **Reply #11 on:** March 12, 2003, 12:20:51 PM »

In 5 minutes?

hawk220 · « **Reply #12 on:** March 12, 2003, 12:22:16 PM »

ok,Muck..since you are so prepared, you get 10 minutes:D

john9001 · « **Reply #13 on:** March 12, 2003, 12:25:29 PM »

i would just sit down with osama and explane how jews , christians , and muslims can live together in peace and harmony, then we would dance and sing ...cumba ya m'loard , cumba ya

Ripsnort · « **Reply #14 on:** March 12, 2003, 12:27:07 PM »

He won't be taken alive. If we find him, we'll kill him...otherwise if we took him alive then his followers would start snatching up Western hostages as trade.

However, I'll play along...I'd fly him to the altitude that the Twin towers stood in a Helo, right over the sight, and drop him. Make it pay-per-view, and the money would go to rebuilding the towers or the victims of the families.