"The Third Eye" - Adam Carollo masquerading as a fortune teller.
First victim: a woman. "I see that you're very frustrated at your work, yes, yes, and that you feel that nobody is as smart as you are, yes? Yes, yes. I sense you are also frustrated in the bedroom, yes? Yes, yes. You feel ... unfulfilled, yes? Yes, yes." And the whole time the lady was nodding in complete agreement.
Next up was a skate dude. "I see you living with your parents, yes? Yes, yes. And you smoke the Devil's weed daily, yes? Yes, yes."