Since we are eliminating lazy fat people from the health care system, I think we should eliminate all other people who take part in activities which increase their risk of incurring health care expenses:
- Let's start with skiers and snowboarders. Let Darwin take care of these bellybutton clowns when they are freezing on a mountainside with a compound femur fracture. They can pay for their own ski rescue team and helicopter.
- Anybody who takes part in any dangerous sport. Skydivers, mountaineers, skateboarders, bicyclists, etc. Emergency room and orthopedic surgery costs would plummet.
- Also anybody who drinks alcohol or smokes. Both addictions cause disease, and alcohol also increases the rate of accidental injury. Drunk drivers cost us millions every year. Dirty addicts!
- People who drive cars that can go faster than the speed limit. We know that speed kills.
- All motorcyclists. No other activity creates more drooling vegetables. Brain surgery costs would drop quickly if we got these idiots out of the system.
- People who work with power tools. Sew your own damn finger back on. Emergency rooms are full of these guys.
- People who own guns. Guns are more likely to injure their owners than any other person. Rosie was right!
- People who spend a lot of time outdoors. Skin cancer KILLS!
Join me, let's clean up this country and reduce health care costs! Keep the USA healthy and safe!
