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Offline udet

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« Reply #15 on: March 13, 2003, 05:21:48 PM »
hell yeah! I totally agree with this measure. It's the best thing to happen to this country since The Man Show started.

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« Reply #16 on: March 13, 2003, 05:24:50 PM »
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I'd rather they come down and take all the stupid ones.


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Yea, then it'd be just like The Stand where there is 6 people left in all of America. Sounds like a winner.


LOL!!!  

those were great!

an yeah I just saw that episode not long ago...
'cept they didn't just harvest the fattest..
they harvested 'us' all and then tried to fatten them up on the trip home ;)

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« Reply #17 on: March 14, 2003, 04:33:07 AM »
funked, you forgot one very important hazardous activity that we need to include in the "no-health-care-for-you!" list.  Breathing!  Think about it.  100% of the people in this country who breathe non-stop every day end up dying.  It's got to be bad for them!  :eek:

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« Reply #18 on: March 14, 2003, 05:17:19 AM »
Think it this way: if people are fat, how can they work efficiently?
Should we in the name of equality, enlarge the busses, so that passengers AND drivers can sit in there.. same with the train engine cockpits, so that the fat people could fit in to control it...
not to talk about rescue services!
Ohhh think about it.. paramedics getting heart seizures when rushing to save people, let alone fire department! :p

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« Reply #19 on: March 14, 2003, 11:36:11 AM »
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Originally posted by mjolnir
funked, you forgot one very important hazardous activity that we need to include in the "no-health-care-for-you!" list.  Breathing!  Think about it.  100% of the people in this country who breathe non-stop every day end up dying.  It's got to be bad for them!  :eek:


Yes breathing is the number one cause of death from air pollution and second hand smoke.  Ban breathing now!!!