Time for another stupid poll

[hblair]

Ok losers,

Which one of you married guys has had your 'puter equipment vandalized by the spouse? Be honest now. We won't laugh at ya. I wanna hear some stories of carnage, broken keyboards, the works.

My wife once broke my MSFF stick in half, when I ran up a $200 bill on WB's. Took some creative engineering with the epoxy and fiberglass strands.   She's still working too.  

Lets hear it men!


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[This message has been edited by hblair (edited 12-07-2000).]

[Ripsnort]

WOW, that's harsh Heath...the wife won't touch my stuff because we have 2 jobs and 1 bank account, so she'd be costing herself money!  The worst thing that's happened to me is after a 200+ WB bill, she pulled the plug on 'something else', I had to go to a manual floppy for about a month.  

[StSanta]

ROFL!


Ah yes, how lovely it is to be single  .



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[Dingy]

Had a perfectly good Logitech stick thrown out by my wife as she was cleaning out my office.  When I asked what would possibly give her the inclination to throw out a stick, she said, "You already have one on your desk...what are you going to do with another one??"

At that point, with my mouth open and willing to scream, I shut it and knew it was for the wiser.  How could I explain to her that was a replacement for the existing stick when it eventually would break?


-Ding

[Gunthr]

LOL This cracks me up ...  

She hid my jstick until I agreed to negotiate
strict terms of usage. I agreed right away, but I had to sign a document acknowledging the limitations.   Also, when she needs me for something, I now "Alt-4" immediately no questions asked... and it works out pretty good. If you are in for the long haul, you have to work it out sooner or later  

Gunthr

[hblair]

Actually Rip, she kinda brushed it over on the desk, and it fell in the floor and broke (on carpet too!). Snapped the shaft in half at the base. I acted like a battered husband for a few days and it really worked out good for me in the end.  

Except for the stick surgery of course.  

[funked]

Not married but my last girlfriend confiscated my joystick for a week once.
I didn't even have to ask for it back though.  After a week of me not flying she was sick of me.  

[NUTTZ]

Wife hid my keyboard ONCE, and i do mean ONCE!  

What do you tell a wife with 2 black eyes?
NOTHING , you already told her twice!!!

Just kidding, 20 years and never hit the wifey

NUTTZ

[Animal]

My girlfriend deleted all my asian porn once.

[RAM]

 

Originally posted by Animal:
My girlfriend deleted all my asian porn once.

You have such a beauty of girfriend and you have asian porn on the computer?!  

heheh I'd know how to concentrate my "forces" better  

[LJK Raubvogel]

 

Originally posted by Animal:
My girlfriend deleted all my asian porn once.

So you're saying she let you keep all the other porn?  


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[skernsk]

No vandalism here as yet...probably for the same reason as Rip mentioned.
I do however endure the nagging about the Visa bill from time to time -- ($45.00/month Canuck money)
I suck up by plowing thru the laundry while playing....with two kids it never ends.  I am a good little housewife

<hangs head in shame>

[Swager]

My wife hates "Aces High".  I told her if I buy a new vehicle and have payments, I'll have to quit.  Now she is begging for me to buy a new vehicle!

I am a good husband, well sort of.  I do a majority of the cookin and clean the dishes. Haven't got the X-Mas lights up yet.  

I get less nagging now when I fly, because my wife is with child and she is always sleeping!!      She goes to bed early, too!

She has not broke anything yet!

One night I told her I'd spent the night next to her just cuddling and watching TV.  After awhile, she seen me staring at my joystick on the computer desk with a sad look on my face. She couldn't take it, and told me to go fly, cause I looked like a lost puppy!

HeHe!!

Hey!! my 1000th post!!!!!  

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[eskimo]

Back in my boxed sim days my sweetie used to hide my sim discs so that I would do my grad work.  Prolly never would have made it through school if she hadn't though. LOL.
We now wake up at 5:30 on work days, she usually asks me when I went to bed.  When my answer is past 3:00, she just looks at me like I'm a total tard.  And that I am.  

eskimo

[Swoop]

GUYS STOP IT RIGHT NOW!!!!!


DELETE THIS THREAD!


My girlfriend reads this board (never shoulda told her bout it), you'll give her ideas......


Swoop