Hang says all the things I feel, but don't have the balls to say.
Hang. Thanks for keeping us free. Thank you for protecting us from the Red Army. Thank your Dad for protecting us from the Huns. Thanks to your Grandfather for stepping up and being counted.
The time has come to fly the flag, salute it, and tell the rest of the world to step aside, and let the big dog handle this one.
We'll call you when it's over. Bring a mop.
And as for the free trip to France, with 5 K spending money...I'd take it..and volunteer the money, and my time to any American family who wants me to disinter their brave family member, who is spinning in his grave in that rotted soil called France. Send me a check, and and name, and I'll go bring 'em home.
And I've heard French woman are hot....once you shave 'em down, toss em some deodorant, and get them to shut the diddly up. French cuisine? I like my steak Rare, and my potatoes mashed. 'Nuff said.