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Offline Mini D

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« Reply #15 on: March 21, 2003, 10:17:14 AM »
I operate a heavily armed segway scooter for the Department of Defense.  They're great because they always stay balanced even on rough terrain.  The whiney pitch of the motor seems to scare insects away, so the risk of a scorpion sting is minimal.

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« Reply #16 on: March 21, 2003, 10:24:45 AM »
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I operate a heavily armed segway scooter for the Department of Defense.


You got a segway!!!?!?! They still have me stuck on a unicycle.

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« Reply #17 on: March 21, 2003, 10:45:31 AM »
While I would love to share my current activities with my fellow sim pilots, orders of course forbid me.
But be assured, we of the CIA are taking the war to the enemy in the air. If you don't hear from myself or Paul for a few weeks, know that we gladly put ourselves in harms way to protect your right to post on this board.
God speed..and shake out your flight boots befor you put them on in the morning.
PS
My old wingman wasnt going to be cleared by the flight surgeon for this operation. But his participation was deemed so crutial to the success of operation "Latex Shield" that a special super sized flight helmet was made for him.
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« Reply #18 on: March 21, 2003, 08:30:20 PM »
I just received orders from the IRS to deploy my Aurora to the gulf!

Unfortunately this means the new flight sim I am developing is on hold for the near future.

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« Reply #19 on: March 21, 2003, 09:00:27 PM »
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The cats are tougher. You have to lead them a little more, and they have a propensity to make sharp turns.


HELP ME MUCK!

I'm trapped in my computer room by this beast!!

Offline udet

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« Reply #20 on: March 21, 2003, 10:47:58 PM »
as soon as my year long constipation showed signs of ending, I was forcibly enlisted and placed as a bombardier in a B2. The bastards could've given me some toilet paper at least...

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« Reply #21 on: March 21, 2003, 11:04:29 PM »
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The cats are tougher. You have to lead them a little more, and they have a propensity to make sharp turns.


LOL!

M1A1? a gawddaned VH spawning COCKROACH?

my cats tease cockroaches before they kill them slowly.

sometimes, i can hear the screams of the roaches in the night.

then they eat them.

*crunch*crunch*

mmmmmmm... kitty snack. tasssssty.  meowwwrrrr......
The price of Freedom is the willingness to do sudden battle, anywhere, any time and with utter recklessness...

...at home, or abroad.

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« Reply #22 on: March 21, 2003, 11:08:10 PM »
Ozark, is that the Cat of the Baskervilles? :)