Author Topic: Filter! (Read 689 times)

Hangtime · « **on:** March 21, 2003, 09:20:23 PM »

whelp.. thanks to me, you can no longer type:

France is nothin more than a big bag of ****....

Eaglecz needs to spend more time ****ing his hand...

Blitz sucks dirty donkey dicks..

oh.. my... some latitude remains!!

SOB · « **Reply #1 on:** March 21, 2003, 09:39:17 PM »

Ah, **** you you ****ing old ****-hole, go an eat some **** you ****face!

SOB

Dead Man Flying · « **Reply #2 on:** March 21, 2003, 09:42:32 PM »

God ****ing damnit.

-- Todd/Leviathn

Udie · « **Reply #3 on:** March 21, 2003, 09:44:05 PM »

xxxxxxx xxxxxxx xxxxxxx xxxxxx xxxxxx!!!!

xxxx xxx Straffo and your piece of xxxx xxxxxxxxx xxxxxxx country!!!

funkedup · « **Reply #4 on:** March 21, 2003, 10:14:54 PM »

What the **** is this bull****? Whoever did this deserves to be bellybutton ****ed by an elephant!!!

Saurdaukar · « **Reply #5 on:** March 21, 2003, 10:23:21 PM »

Yeah I ****ing noticed that **** to****ingday. Total ****ing bull**** if you ask me. I dunno what the **** HiTech is ****ing thinking... I mean its not like were ****ing sailors here for ****'s sake... we speak ****ing intelligently. ****.

(just testing of course)

Hangtime · « **Reply #6 on:** March 21, 2003, 10:50:05 PM »

george carlins original 7 dirty words.. still stands the test of time.

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"I love words. I thank you for hearing my words. I want to tell you something about words that I uh, I think is important. I love..as I say, they're my work, they're my play, they're my passion. Words are all we have really.

We have thoughts, but thoughts are fluid. You know, [humming]. And, then we assign a word to a thought, [clicks tongue]. And we're stuck with that word for that thought. So be careful with words. I like to think, yeah, the same words that hurt can heal. It's a matter of how you pick them.

There are some people that aren't into all the words. There are some people who would have you not use certain words. Yeah, there are 400,000 words in the English language, and there are seven of them that you can't say on television. What a ratio that is. 399,993 to seven. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous, to be separated from a group that large. All of you over here, you seven. Bad words. That's what they told us they were, remember? 'That's a bad word.' 'Awwww.' There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad Intentions.

And words, you know the seven don't you? ****, Piss, ****, ****, noodlesucker, Mother****er, and Tits, huh? Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that will infect your soul, curve your spine and keep the country from winning the war.

****, Piss, ****, ****, noodlesucker, Mother****er, and Tits, wow. Tits doesn't even belong on the list, you know. It's such a friendly sounding word. It sounds like a nickname. 'Hey, Tits, come here. Tits, meet Toots, Toots, Tits, Tits, Toots.' It sounds like a snack doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is, right. But I don't mean the sexist snack, I mean, New Nabisco Tits. The new Cheese Tits, and Corn Tits and Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits Onion Tits, Tater Tits, Yeah. Betcha can't eat just one. That's true I usually switch off . But I mean that word does not belong on the list.

Actually, none of the words belong on the list, but you can understand why some of them are there. I am not completely insensitive to people's feelings. You know, I can dig why some of those words got on the list...like noodlesucker and mother****er. Those are...those are heavy-weight words. There's a lot going on there, man. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling. They're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend with. And those K's. Those are aggressive sounds, they jump out at you. noodlesuckerMother****ernoodlesucker . It's like an assault, on you. So I can dig that.

And we mentioned **** earlier, of course. Two of the other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and ****, which go together of course. But forget about that. A little accidental humor there. Piss and ****. The reason Piss and **** are on the list is that a long time ago certain ladies said 'Those are the two I am not going to say. I don't mind **** and ****, but P and C are out. P and C are out.' Which led to such stupid sentences as 'OK, you ****ers, I am going to tinkle now.'

And of course the word ****. The word ****, I don't really...well, this is some more accidental humor, but I don't really want to get into that now. Because I think it takes too long. But I do mean that. I mean, I think the word **** is an important word. It's the beginning of life, and, yet it's a word we use to hurt one other, quite often. And uh, people much wiser than I have said, I'd rather have my son watch a film with two people making love than two people trying to kill one other. And I of course agree. I wish I know who said it first, and I agree with that. But I would like to take it a step further. I would like to substitute the word ****, for the word kill in all those movie cliches we grew up with. 'Okay Sheriff, we're gonna **** ya now. But we're gonna **** ya slow.' So maybe next year I'll have a whole ****in' rap on that word. I hope so.

Uh, there are two-way words, but those are the seven you can never say on television. Under any circumstances you just can not say them ever, ever ever, not even clinically. You can not weave them in the panel with Doc and Ed and Johnny, I mean it's just impossible, forget those seven, they're out.

But, there are some two-way words. There are double-meaning words. Remember the ones your giggled at in sixth grade? 'And the cock crowed three times.''Hey, the cock the cock crowed three times. It's in the bible.' There are some Two-way words, like it's okay for Kirk Goudy(sp?) to say 'Roberto Clemente has two balls on him.' But he can't say, 'I think he hurt his balls on that play Tony, don't you? He's holding them. He must have hurt them by God.' And the other two-way word that goes with that one is salamander. It's okay if it happens to your finger. Yes, you can salamander your finger, but don't finger your salamander. No, no."

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guess the year. no cheatin by checkin!!!

Rasker · « **Reply #7 on:** March 21, 2003, 11:10:54 PM »

***** *** **** ********!!!! *** *****'* ***** *** *** *****!!!!! ***********!!!!! SO THERE!!

Maverick · « **Reply #8 on:** March 22, 2003, 12:52:28 PM »

If I've told you(*^&%*^%#$(&*6 once I've told you all *&%T^%#&)(*&09867 times to knock off the {)*(&%#$@#)*&^ profanity before I get ()&*^%^$#*&^0 mad as ^*(7654 and kick your everlovin(*^*(^&$ into the ()&*^978654 ground *(^$&^$#*(&^%)(*!!!!!!!!

Pollock · « **Reply #9 on:** March 22, 2003, 01:23:50 PM »

dooddy poo poo cocka doody heads

eglecz · « **Reply #10 on:** March 22, 2003, 02:19:58 PM »

im doing that whole freaking day hangtime

Airhead · « **Reply #11 on:** March 22, 2003, 02:31:01 PM »

It's about time. Civilized people can hate each other without resorting to profanity.

Saurdaukar · « **Reply #12 on:** March 22, 2003, 05:07:51 PM »

Quote

Originally posted by Airhead
It's about time. Civilized people can hate each other without resorting to profanity.

Actually - arent civilized people not supposed to hate?

Hangtime · « **Reply #13 on:** March 22, 2003, 05:11:48 PM »

hate is an outmoded phrase.

it's not PC to hate.

we must instead 'dislike'.

we dislike saddam.

so were gonna precision bomb his ass.

if he hated him, we'd dumb bomb the bastard.

SOB · « **Reply #14 on:** March 22, 2003, 05:34:43 PM »

**** you Airhead.

SOB