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Offline N1kPaz

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Thoughts on Turkey?
« on: March 22, 2003, 01:20:50 AM »
Any country that shares the name of such a delicious bird is okay in my book.

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All you have to do is stuff 'em
« Reply #1 on: March 22, 2003, 01:26:04 AM »
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Re: All you have to do is stuff 'em
« Reply #2 on: March 22, 2003, 01:28:36 AM »
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« Reply #3 on: March 22, 2003, 01:28:57 AM »
Karl Malone whole thing bout turkey is:
Turkey taste good.  Put some gravy on it, get some taters, some sweet potatoes.  Mmmmm boy Karl Malone like that turkey.

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« Reply #4 on: March 22, 2003, 01:32:48 AM »
Love to eat turkey
Love to eat turkey
Love to eat turkey
'Cause it's good
Love to eat turkey
Like a good boy should
'Cause it's turkey to eat
So good
Turkey for me
Turkey for you
Let's eat the turkey
in my big brown shoe
Love to eat the turkey
At the table
I once saw a movie
With Betty Grable
Eat that turkey
All night long
Fifty million Elvis fans
Can't be wrong
Turkey lurkey doo and
Turkey lurkey dap
I eat that turkey Then I take a nap
Thanksgiving is a special night
Jimmy Walker used to say Dynomite
That's right
Turkey with gravy and cranberry
Can't believe the Mets traded Darryl Strawberry
Turkey for you and
Turkey for me
Can't believe Tyson
Gave that girl V.D.
White meat, dark meat
You just can't lose
I fell off my moped
And I got a bruise
Turkey in the oven
And the buns in the toaster
I'll never take down
My Cheryl Tiegs poster
Wrap the turkey up
In aluminum foil
My brother like to masturbate
With baby oil
Turkey and sweet potato pie
Sammy Davis Jr.
Only had one eye
Turkey for the girls and
Turkey for the boys
My favorite kind of pants
Are corduroys
Gobble gobble goo and
Gobble gobble gickel
I wish turkey
Only cost a nickel
Oh I love turkey on Thanksgiving
Happy Thanksgiving everybody!

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« Reply #5 on: March 22, 2003, 01:33:34 AM »
Did they name the country after the bird or vice versa?  Do people in Turkey like turkey?  Do they realize that when their country is mentioned we don't think of the Ottoman Empire or a bustling Muslim democracy?  We think of succulent roasted bird parts.  Mmmmm good.  Karl Malone love that turkey.

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« Reply #6 on: March 22, 2003, 07:18:51 PM »
Mmmmmmmm why nobody wanna talk bout turkey?  Turkey taste good.

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« Reply #7 on: March 22, 2003, 07:52:39 PM »
Karl Malone say Funked be watching that Man Show too much.

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« Reply #8 on: March 22, 2003, 10:15:05 PM »
Like i said before let the turks mingle with the kurds.
And in the end you will have TURDS

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« Reply #9 on: March 22, 2003, 10:49:58 PM »
Turns out awfully good when you oven roast them in those plastic bags. Apple/Chestnut/Cornbread stuffing..... mmmmmmmmm.

But then there's smoked. That's great too.
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