SOB's tips for care and handling of Nikis:
1. Fly low - Nikis are afraid of heights, as it isn't in their nature to be up too high. A Niki at 20k is like a Knit without a dress - it just ain't natural. Nikis are happiest down low turning and killing.
2. Engage the enemy - If you see it, and it has a red icon above it, bring your Niki to try to kill it. Nikis aren't skiddish by nature and can become restless if you keep them from fights. The exception to this rule is if your Niki is being endlessly BnZ'd by a LuftWaffle. This can sometimes cause the Niki to get angry, sometimes tired, and can lead to confusion and possible death of your Niki. Therefor leaving the situation is preferable. Some say it's good to keep Nikis away from Spits and Zekes, but doing so on a regular basis will give your Niki an inferiority complex that can be hard to reverse. Since most Spits and Zekes aren't very well trained, you'll find that your Niki should do fairly well against them.
3. Encourage good behavior - After a fruitless encounter with a BnZing LuftWaffle, the Niki can become frustrated and angry and prone to vocal displays of it's emotions. Discourage this behavior in your Niki. Make it understand that LuftWaffles can't turn with it, and therefor they must BnZ or they will die a horrible death. Don't be discouraged yourself if your efforts to do this fail. The Niki has a natural affinity for killing anything LuftWaffle.
4. Ignore jealousy - Owners of other breeds of planes will often be prone to fits of jealousy after your pet ruthlessly kills theirs, this is only natural. Instead of succoming to their insults, encourage them to get themselves a Niki. If you can't resist however, call them a pansie and offer to kill another of their precious aircraft for them...they love this banter and will generally give you a friendly responce such as "Dweeb!", "No skill idiot", or "I've got film and I'm going to send it to The Man, you cheater!". This is all in good fun.
5. Have Fun - This is, of course the most important rule. After all, that's why you got your Niki in the first place right? So, even if means straying from the care tips given above, have fun with your Niki however you can find it!
A Special Note: Beware of petitioners - From time to time owners of other plane breeds will call out for regulations and strict licensing fees for Nikis. You should become active in opposing such restrictions, which will only succeed in keeping Nikis out of the hands of the common man. Beware those whose own favorite breeds have succomed to these regulations. While it would seem logical that you stand on the same ground, they are often to be found with the opposition.
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Warning from the Surgeon General of Bishlandia: this was an attempt at humor, a very poor attempt. Should you find bile rising to the back of your throat or excess heat build-up in your leather LuftWaffle underwear after reading this, you should immediately consume large quantities of alcohol.
