That reminds me of the Richard Pryor movie, where he jumped over the fence and was confronted by two vicious Doberman Pincers. While the Dobermans growled, Pryor was saying, "Golly-geen, I'm in trouble. Howbout some nice doggie bones..."more growling and bearing of teeth.
They get ready to attack, and Pryor says, "What do you want. Suck your dick?"
The Dobermans sit down and get real friendly and start licking.
You'd have to see the movie to think it's funny, but Pryor is always cool, no matter what.
Les