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Offline Vulcan

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OH MY GOD! Its like in Star Wars!
« on: March 23, 2003, 11:37:28 PM »
While taking a dump I had a moment of clarity as I squeezed out another turd...

Its like in Star Wars:
Darth Vader.... Luke Skywalker!

George Bush.... Lee Harvey Weazel!


Is it true Weazel? Is George ya Dad?
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Offline Hangtime

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« Reply #1 on: March 23, 2003, 11:43:11 PM »
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While taking a dump I had a moment of clarity as I squeezed out another turd...


now THATS sig material!
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Gosh your funny....
« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2003, 12:02:24 AM »
I'm not an assassin....and I would never claim white trash like chimpy as my father.

Is your head as pointy as your ears?
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Offline SOB

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« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2003, 12:04:07 AM »
Whatever you say, George III.


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« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2003, 12:17:36 AM »
Quick.. sombody tell skuzzy to keep this thread unlocked for venting!

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Is your head as pointy as your ears?


this thread has the potential to generate some of the best outta context quotes and sigs in o'club history...

..and were only into post 4 of Operation Zinger Freedom

gent's lets ALL cowboy-up and get buzy with the one line mothers of all insults, o'club style!

blitz uses french made anal re-breathing apparatus.. !

Next!
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The price of Freedom is the willingness to do sudden battle, anywhere, any time and with utter recklessness...

...at home, or abroad.

Offline Lazerus1

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« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2003, 12:50:35 AM »
weazel uses blitz!!
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« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2003, 01:27:30 AM »
Hazelnut sprinkles on a cheesy chin omelet.
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Offline OZkansas

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« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2003, 04:19:17 AM »
Weazel,ya ever notice how Kerry is trying to catch flies when he speaks.
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Offline Martlet

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« Reply #8 on: March 24, 2003, 04:22:18 AM »
Kerry is an idiot.  He comes from a state with a history of electing democrats, and he is still disliked.  Fortunately for him, the Republicans here have a history of corruption.
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Re: Gosh your funny....
« Reply #9 on: March 24, 2003, 07:07:17 AM »
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Originally posted by weazel
I'm not an assassin...
See SOB? I told ya we had standards.
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Offline Saurdaukar

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« Reply #10 on: March 24, 2003, 09:26:29 AM »
My god youre right... Weazel is George Runner Bush... its all clear to me now... 16 years old and he hates his father...

Why didnt we think of this before?

Its ok Chimpy Jr... I know its confusing... what with a war going on, and you "becoming a man" but your father is doing the right thing.
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Offline hawk220

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« Reply #11 on: March 24, 2003, 09:29:36 AM »
why would someone think of weazel when his pants are down?:confused:
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Offline Udie

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Re: OH MY GOD! Its like in Star Wars!
« Reply #12 on: March 24, 2003, 09:46:17 AM »
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Originally posted by Vulcan
While taking a dump I had a moment of clarity as I squeezed out another turd...

Its like in Star Wars:
Darth Vader.... Luke Skywalker!

George Bush.... Lee Harvey Weazel!


Is it true Weazel? Is George ya Dad?




 Does this mean Janet Reno is his sister? :eek:
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Offline Monk

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« Reply #13 on: March 24, 2003, 12:11:12 PM »
Ya know, speaking of Janet Reno.
Picture this........ a naked JR with nothing but cowboy boots on.
Freakin Aye, that'll wake ya up in morning.
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Offline muckmaw

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« Reply #14 on: March 24, 2003, 12:21:15 PM »
I can't respect anyone who quotes Bill Maher in their Sig.
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