In before its locked
This is a tough one...
1.) Shoot yourself. You save yourself the pain of having to listen to liberal propaganda for the rest of your days, but the exit is weak.
2.) Shoot Weazel because he's infinately more annoying and hope one of those big "Chilli's Babyback Ribs" crates falls on Blitz.
3.) Line them up and shoot them both... what caliber weapons are we talking about here? Might not work... both are pretty thick headed.
4.) Have each one present a report to you on why their lives should be spared, and why they dont possess weapons of intellectual destruction, and determine which one you can scare into not talking anymore.
5.) Shoot Blitz and tell Weazel that if he keeps talking he wont get a thigh bone to eat.
J/K of course.
