Author Topic: Need advice AGAIN (Read 939 times)

capt. apathy · « **Reply #15 on:** April 24, 2003, 09:54:06 PM »

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then sends me back to Australia!!!
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you mother in-law sent you back to australia? your wife got beat- up and your course of action is unclear?

how old are you? 10? 12?

I don't mean to be insulting but I can't think of any other way to put it. grow up get control of your life, time to be a man.

UserName · « **Reply #16 on:** April 24, 2003, 10:21:30 PM »

I think you should be indecisive about what to do, and maybe ask for advice on a few message boards.

Martlet · « **Reply #17 on:** April 25, 2003, 04:21:17 AM »

Let me get this straight:

Your wife throws tantrums.
Your brother in law beats her
Your mother in law spies on you
Your mother in law controls your marriage
You live in australia
Your wife lives in the US.

Hmmm.

The best advice I could give you would be stay in australia, change your address and phone number, and start practicing the phrase "wife? what wife?

GRUNHERZ · « **Reply #18 on:** April 25, 2003, 04:41:09 AM »

Cherlie you have to get away from these people, the whole lot seems crazy. Ask yourself if it is normal that your mother in law has the power to kick you out of the USA after she found out you disagree with her by spying on your privte messages.

Get away from these people, and to do that you must dump your wife - get a divocre immideltly..

Get away from them, sever your ties and allopw yourself to run your own life. These people are obvious psychopayths,

Do it now before its too late.

Dowding · « **Reply #19 on:** April 25, 2003, 05:15:04 AM »

Your mother in law hacked your email password? Don't tell me she then found out your AH BBS password and posted as you... that one has already been tried.

But seriously, it sounds like you've been shipwrecked on loony island. I'd be constructing some kind of raft sharpish, rather than relying on a message in a bottle.

capt. apathy · « **Reply #20 on:** April 25, 2003, 09:20:55 AM »

also if you lack funds to get yourself back to america to deal with this I have an idea- write the whole story down (from the time you met the girl 'til now) then send it to Jerry Springer, that should get you a RT ticket as far as Chicago, and that probably would be close enough because he'd also fly her whole family there too for the taping.

funkedup · « **Reply #21 on:** April 25, 2003, 10:30:48 AM »

1. Buy ticket back to USA
2. Buy Easton aluminum baseball bat, tennis ball, duct tape, car battery, jumper cables, 9 mm pistol, ammo, glad bags, shovel.
3. Rent full size sedan.
4. Wait outside his door.
You can figure out the rest.

muckmaw · « **Reply #22 on:** April 25, 2003, 10:35:23 AM »

You know what's scary, Funked...

I did not have to even think twice about what all that was for....

Even the tennis ball made sense, although for the sake of efficiency, I would use one of the Red Ball Gags ala "Pulp Fiction".

AWMac · « **Reply #23 on:** April 25, 2003, 10:39:08 AM »

Hmmmm sounds as if Funkedup has traveled this route before? *shivers*

LOL

GtoRA2 · « **Reply #24 on:** April 25, 2003, 11:02:25 AM »

You have a supply of those red ball gags just in a box or what?

LOL

Vermillion · « **Reply #25 on:** April 25, 2003, 12:03:39 PM »

LOL!

Funked is an Engineer, which means he is a pathological planner and thinker. And after you have watched a few episodes of CSI and the "real crime" shows on cable, you start to get a clue how they catch people.

It can get really erie sitting in my Office listening to a group of Engineers sitting around playing "what if".

When one guy described in detail how he could make improvised claymore mines with nothing more than pieces from Walmart and Radio shack (including remote detonation, motion sensors, and anti-tampering devices) I decided to never never piss him off