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Offline Cherlie

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« on: April 24, 2003, 07:23:04 PM »
If you heard your brother in law beat up your wife, would you call the police and if so, can I press charges?

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« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2003, 07:26:49 PM »
I'd just kick his bellybutton and let him know you know. We all learn as little boys you do not hit women. Some just need a reminder.
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I just re-read that. He beat up YOUR wife? Beat the fool within an inch of his life with a baseball bat, drag him into the woods and do it again.
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« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2003, 07:28:20 PM »
no can do, or I would.

Me in Australia, wife in U.S.A

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« Reply #3 on: April 24, 2003, 07:30:34 PM »
In that case Cherlie, yes call the cops. They HAVE to investigate. Or buy a plane ticket.
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« Reply #4 on: April 24, 2003, 07:30:39 PM »
If this is the same wife you posted about a while ago, then you should buy him a 6 pack and tell him to keep up the good work.

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« Reply #5 on: April 24, 2003, 07:33:20 PM »
Is this the starfish?

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« Reply #6 on: April 24, 2003, 07:33:38 PM »
I'm pretty sure that in most states the victim doesn't have to press charges to convict. so deffinatly call the cops in the area if there is no way you can get home.

I'd have a hard time finding an obsticle to my return after finding anone hit my wife.  take a weekend flight, beat his ass, then fly back out.

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« Reply #7 on: April 24, 2003, 07:35:13 PM »
Same wife different situation.......

Wife is infact improving,  found out the reason she was acting the way she had was because of the family....not her.  When she realised how wrong she was, the tamtrums stopped.

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« Reply #8 on: April 24, 2003, 07:36:41 PM »
Regardless of who he is, a man beat your wife, and you just idle around unsure on what to do.

You should have either kicked his bellybutton or call the cops, post haste. And then you have backdoor sex with her, wearing a cowboy hat.

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« Reply #9 on: April 24, 2003, 07:37:48 PM »
starfish hehe......

was upset when I wrote about the starfish.......didn't mean that and I was wrong.

What is funny is the mother in law cracks my email password....reads my email....read what I put on here!! then sends me back to Australia!!!

Infact it wouldn't suprise me if she saw this!!

oh BTW you ar all evil .....apprantly

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« Reply #10 on: April 24, 2003, 07:41:38 PM »
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starfish hehe......

was upset when I wrote about the starfish.......didn't mean that and I was wrong.

What is funny is the mother in law cracks my email password....reads my email....read what I put on here!! then sends me back to Australia!!!

Infact it wouldn't suprise me if she saw this!!

oh BTW you ar all evil .....apprantly

CB


Jesus Christ....a hacking mother in law.  The most dangerous thing known to man.  Get her next :D
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« Reply #11 on: April 24, 2003, 07:43:48 PM »
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Jesus Christ....a hacking mother in law. The most dangerous thing known to man. Get her next


LMAO

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« Reply #12 on: April 24, 2003, 08:04:19 PM »
Forgive me if im dense on this..

brother in law beats wife... so basically its your wife's brother yes?


Either way, dont lose your head and do nothing stupid. Punch him to the ground then call the cops. They will understand why you punched his lights out. They wont understand if you use a baseball bat though... besides, fists are so much more satisfying to beat those cowardly salamanders.

Then teach your wife some martial arts and buy her a tazer. Tell her it looks "chic" on her.

Of course, you wont want argue with her after that... a tazer in the nuts aint nice.. ;)

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« Reply #13 on: April 24, 2003, 08:04:40 PM »
I am starting to wonder if your posts are a joke?

If not, it's time to buy a brain and a pair of balls, lead your life, dont let it lead you!

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« Reply #14 on: April 24, 2003, 09:31:03 PM »
some one beats up your wife and you have to ask us what to do???? it is a mans duty to protect women, you must be a whiny bellybutton liberal.