Russian Radio Intercepts report as follows:
March 31, 2002 GMT
The Glorious weapons of the Peoples Republic of Russia once again defeated Yankee Pig-Dog aggression in the area of Gofuk.
The powerful, advanced T-55 Main Battle tank, placed in the capable hands of the Iraqi's has thwarted all Capitalist Pig aggession, destroying 350 M1 Abrams, 4,607 APC, All the Artilery Pieces in the Middle East, 1100 Aircraft, 4 Aircraft Carriers, and 11 Bicycles.
Iraqi forces have overun Capitalist Pig-Dog positions, and have pushed them back into the sea.
Another glorious victory for the military equiptment of Mother Russia!
