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Offline Scootter

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« on: April 01, 2003, 12:02:54 PM »
Well not really,

   Saddam was to speek to his people 30. min ago, but all they got was a read statment with the usual drivel.

Guess he was to busy on line to travelosity.com to get to the studio

Getting hard to believe he is still sucking air.

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« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2003, 01:09:00 PM »
Intelligence stated about credible evidence, that all the 3 videos (including the black glassed one)released after the attack of Saddam were recorded in same room and in short intervivals, bossibly days before the bombing happened. I heard something about same dirt stains visible in all of them and something else too. They said, that only the arrangement of furniture was changed in between the recordings.

Its really strange, that in this time of speculation and need for rallying his people this man doesent make any unspeculative appearances. It wouldnt be that hard, just having couple of time-and-place statements included would end all speculations.
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« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2003, 01:45:58 PM »
Well, when there is doubt that he is alive he doesn't do something to make sure no one has any doubt about that fact.  Maybe make a speech that actually addresses that fact and then stick his tongue out at the USA with the exclamation "neener!"

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« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2003, 01:47:18 PM »
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Originally posted by Puke
Well, when there is doubt that he is alive he doesn't do something to make sure no one has any doubt about that fact.  Maybe make a speech that actually addresses that fact and then stick his tongue out at the USA with the exclamation "neener!"


I imagine that he'd rather keep them guessing.

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« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2003, 01:51:41 PM »
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I imagine that he'd rather keep them guessing.

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rofl, seriously, put yourself in that position. "you want me to what? say i'm alive? are you out of your rabbid arse mind? butter that! let em think im dead! tell them i'm alive so they can drop another 5k bomb on me!? butter you!"
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« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2003, 01:55:27 PM »
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rofl, seriously, put yourself in that position. "you want me to what? say i'm alive? are you out of your rabbid arse mind? butter that! let em think im dead! tell them i'm alive so they can drop another 5k bomb on me!? butter you!"


lol, no kidding.

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« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2003, 02:15:28 PM »
good point.

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« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2003, 02:29:00 PM »
If he is dead, why is Iraq resisting?

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« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2003, 02:35:34 PM »
(stolen from AGW)

What if he just lost a leg or an arm?  I bet his doubles would be pissed.

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« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2003, 02:36:10 PM »
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What if he just lost a leg or an arm?  I bet his doubles would be pissed.


LOL

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« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2003, 02:38:25 PM »
The population doesn't know either miko.

This same thing happened with Osama.  We got a nice, high quality audio message from OBL with the usual crap but no visual.  Perhaps he IS alive and his face was mangled?  Ya think you're going to 'give hope' to your followers if you look like crap?  Saddam could do the same, but sixpence has a point.
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« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2003, 02:42:25 PM »
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What if he just lost a leg or an arm?  I bet his doubles would be pissed.



Lol, they would be bummin, cause they too would soon be missing an arm or a leg,lol
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« Reply #12 on: April 01, 2003, 02:48:48 PM »
Octavius: The population doesn't know either miko.

 Curious how we bombed their TV and civil comms only after a whole week into the conflict. It would have matched nicely with a hypothsis "iraqi are fighting without saddam - let's pretend they do not know he is dead because we just had to destroy that TV station, it's not as embarrasing to our preditions".

 .. I know - I am paranoid... :)

Ya think you're going to 'give hope' to your followers if you look like crap?

 You apparently confuse the dedicated muslim fighters with american voters ;).

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« Reply #13 on: April 01, 2003, 02:53:15 PM »
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 Curious how we bombed their TV and civil comms only after a whole week into the conflict. It would have matched nicely with a hypothsis "iraqi are fighting without saddam - let's pretend they do not know he is dead because we just had to destroy that TV station, it's not as embarrasing to our preditions".

 .. I know - I am paranoid... :)


I think it has more to do with the Alien Autopsy films that Saddam was going to broadcast, showing the truth about US black projects, Area 51 and Roswell.

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« Reply #14 on: April 01, 2003, 03:34:42 PM »
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If he is dead, why is Iraq resisting?


      If he is dead, the reason they're resisting is two-fold. One, the remaining Iraqi leadership is going down with the ship because they'll have no place in the "new" Iraq. Two, if they admit he's dead then the Iraqi population would be more likely to revolt.
     Just my opinion.

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