Tastefully? What... you mean to wine and dine me or something?
Well, I can't help out in this capacity. I hear MiniD has a 'Yatta' DVD. It's well used, the box has a few unidentified stains on the cover and the 'Free Butt Plug' voucher has long since been redeemed but otherwise it might be right up your alley.
You drooling perv.