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Offline Ripsnort

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« on: April 03, 2003, 04:30:12 PM »
They were British, should have sent the US Marines in ;) (Compliments of Mitch, AGW)


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« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2003, 04:35:36 PM »
I've heard of more fatalities at world cup matches than most battles in Iraq. Better watch it.

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« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2003, 04:36:40 PM »
ahem... Dowding

Notice the wrist on the "Marine".


just sayin.....

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« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2003, 04:40:37 PM »
LOL!
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« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2003, 04:45:18 PM »
LOL Midnight :)

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« Reply #5 on: April 03, 2003, 05:20:53 PM »
I have noticed that wrist on anyone that ever played that wimpy thing they call football. They should call it limpwristball.
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« Reply #6 on: April 03, 2003, 05:31:40 PM »
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Originally posted by midnight Target
ahem... Dowding

Notice the wrist on the "Marine".


just sayin.....


I guess we could call the Brits "Terrorwrists" ?

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« Reply #7 on: April 03, 2003, 06:35:58 PM »
who recalls the Monty Python skit about the drilling pansy-soldiers :)

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« Reply #8 on: April 04, 2003, 02:56:43 AM »
Holy hell -am- and boroda were right all along... :D

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« Reply #9 on: April 04, 2003, 03:43:34 AM »
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Originally posted by icemaw
I have noticed that wrist on anyone that ever played that wimpy thing they call football. They should call it limpwristball.


Watchit, while you mock the soccer sissy's, the rugby world mocks you.

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« Reply #10 on: April 04, 2003, 03:45:47 AM »
If the US Marines had tried to play, not only would they have insisted on wearing full kevlar body armour and helmet, but they probably would have dropped a LGB on the whole proceedings or machinegunned half the players and spectators in an 'unavoidable' friendly fire incident.

I'm actually surprised an A-10 didn't come along and liven things up a bit.
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« Reply #11 on: April 04, 2003, 04:25:36 AM »
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Originally posted by icemaw
I have noticed that wrist on anyone that ever played that wimpy thing they call football. They should call it limpwristball.



See, actually that Marines' wrist was broken during a real hard tackle by an Iraqi and he carried on playing anyway cos British Royal Marines are that hard.

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« Reply #12 on: April 04, 2003, 05:13:19 AM »
comon wasnt the fact the marines had forced marched 200 miles and played with a pack of 80lbs in weight on their backs a contributing factor to the score? plus we let them win of course for PR reasons :)

there was a small game of American football at the village and the US marines decided to call it the 'World Cup American football challenge' but it seems they won by default due to the fact only american teams were accepted in their "WORLD" league ;)
hehe it always cracks me up how you yanks call it a world game when only 2 or 3 other countries even play it, be it US football or whatever else you guys make up :)

what id like to have seen would be a rugby match :D  damn it would have been worse than the actual war footage :cool:

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« Reply #13 on: April 04, 2003, 05:16:44 AM »
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Originally posted by Dowding
If the US Marines had tried to play, not only would they have insisted on wearing full kevlar body armour and helmet, but they probably would have dropped a LGB on the whole proceedings or machinegunned half the players and spectators in an 'unavoidable' friendly fire incident.

I'm actually surprised an A-10 didn't come along and liven things up a bit.


Somehow, I'm totally missing the humor in the above statement.

I guess I don't find fratricide very funny. Maybe that's why I work on Combat ID programs now...

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« Reply #14 on: April 04, 2003, 05:49:22 AM »
Yeah, given the circumstances you're probably right. Sorry about that.
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