Bloody hell Dowd, just mellow out and take it.   Surely you expected a little ribbing.......or should we all add 

's to every post just to make sure you know we're just taking the mickey?
And of course I dont seriously think you care.....I dont so why should you?   Now mellow out and smile or it'll only get worse.
Oh and BTW, I dont actually refer to you as that poofta, the term is "comedy effect" and I only mentioned it cos you brought up what everyone takes the mickey out of me with......ie Cloggyness.
I may start now though 
 
  
 

EDIT: To make things even more confusing for yanks