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Offline Creamo

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« on: April 04, 2003, 12:03:05 PM »
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« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2003, 12:09:35 PM »
Once Upon a Time ...

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« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2003, 12:13:10 PM »
there was a dwarf...
War! Never been so much fun. War! Never been so much fun! Go to your brother, Kill him with your gun, Leave him lying in his uniform, Dying in the sun.

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« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2003, 12:15:23 PM »
in hotpants ...
Three Times One Minus One.  Dayum!

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« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2003, 12:15:58 PM »
And he died.


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« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2003, 12:16:45 PM »
That was a genetically superior American kung-fu artist who ate 20 Krispy Kreme’s every day and still lost 2 pounds…

Wait! That’s not where this is supposed to go…

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« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2003, 12:18:50 PM »
hmmm..the version I heard had a sheep in it.

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« Reply #7 on: April 04, 2003, 12:39:46 PM »
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Originally posted by SOB
in hotpants ...

who had sex with a turkey . . .

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« Reply #8 on: April 04, 2003, 10:18:22 PM »
Who was really SOB in drag.
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« Reply #9 on: April 04, 2003, 10:57:59 PM »
Good luck to ya Creamo. There's no happy ending. Hope you land on your feet and keep a good attitude.

for the careful work I know you did.

I pulled the pin Wed.; papers are starting the process.

I'll probably end up mowing lawns.. but by cod I'll mow them well and this time I'll get to make all the stupid business decisions that make my company fail.. ;)

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May the wind be always at your back,
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
The rains fall soft upon your fields and,
Until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.



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« Reply #10 on: April 05, 2003, 09:21:40 AM »
I guess this means that Creamo got the ax.  That sucks.  Just found out here myself that my last day will be May 18th.  Guess its time to hit the unemployment line.

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« Reply #11 on: April 05, 2003, 11:44:49 AM »
Nah. I could be totally wrong here. I just assumed he was talking bout the industry.

And you know about assumptions.
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« Reply #12 on: April 05, 2003, 11:46:50 AM »
Sorry to hear that guys. I hope you find something you enjoy as much.

Maybe you could program a new online flight sim. ;)
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« Reply #13 on: April 05, 2003, 11:49:02 AM »
Hmmm....Did the genetically superior kung fu artist who eats 20 Krispy Kreme doughnuts a day and still loses weight heat his Krispy Kreme doughnuts on his barbeque using natural gas?

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« Reply #14 on: April 05, 2003, 12:19:31 PM »
sorry to hear the news. always sad when a working man is layed off or cant stand his job.