Comedy Relief

[midnight Target]

Said Sahaf - Iraqi Minister of Information

This guy is a crack up! First he has a really bad comb-over, now hidden by his black beret. Then he says stuff like this:

US troops have also scattered explosive ballpens in civilian residences.

These flops (coalition forces) are hitting places which are mainly civilian. Their strikes against Baghdad increase proportionally with their failures on the war front. Yes the place, which was shown by Abu Dhabi television just a while ago, was being hit for the forth time.

The Americans are the people who are under siege. This is what should be understood here: Faltering forces of infidels cannot just enter a country of 26 million people and lay besiege to them! They are the ones who will find themselves under siege. Therefore, in reality whatever this miserable Rumsfeld has been saying, he was talking about his own forces. Now even the American command is under siege. We are hitting it from the north, east, south and west. We chase them here and they chase us there. But at the end we are the people who are laying siege to them. And it is not them who are besieging us. How can they lay siege to Baghdad where 6 million people live?!

The Cruise missiles do not frighten anyone. We are catching them like fish in a river. I mean here that over the past two days, we managed to shoot down 196 missiles before they hit their target.

I think in order for Blair to divert the attention from himself, and in order to launch a psychological war against us, he is accusing us of executing British soldiers . We want to tell him that we have not executed anybody. They are either killed in battle, most of them get killed because they are cowards anyway, the rest they just get captured.

I wonder if he believes what he says?

[Pongo]

Think he's the most iraqi they could fined?
But really. Its getting ugly for the Iraqis. They had a glimmer of stature after they withstood shock and awe and harased the long flanks of the advance.

I think the Coalition has thier numbers pretty well now though. Their intel is severliy hampered and thier mobility is severly restricted.
In trying to move units south from the non existant northern front they were severly interdicted.

As the Iraqi units try to engage..they are met by allready blooded combat veterans in well fought formations with vaslty superior training and equipment..none of the Iraqis will be veterans.

So ya..looks like the Iraqis have the Coalition right were they want em..

[GtoRA2]

SO he says we are being Dowded, but in reality we are Dowding him?


Hmmm did that sound gay?


Man I love this new saying!

[john9001]

he has to say what he said , if he said iraqis were losing saddam would dip him in acid and kill all his family, some of you still don't understand just what saddam is.

[GRUNHERZ]

Well at least we know who writes those super seceret GRU reports -am- and boroda loves so much.  Am I the only one who thinks guy has a future on SNL if he survies the war? I can imagine him doing the news update.

[Nash]

Ha! That's a great idea! Could you imagine the crew of the Iraqi regime hosting SNL when the whole thing is over? That would be a hoot!

Get al-Sahhaf to guest on Weekend Update... yeah. Hussein and Farrel giving eachother noogies... and maybe bring back Carvey to reprise his Bush Sr. impersonation. Musical guests; the Clash... Have Tariq Aziz fill Strummer's spot, singin' "Rock the Casbah".

I would be all for a bit of leniency and a modestly comfortable exile as an exchange. Someone should call Lorne with this.

[rpm]

Oh if only Belushi were still alive.... Blues Brothers 3 "We're on A Mission from Jihad"
 I hate Iraqi's almost as much as Illinois Nazi's!

[midnight Target]

U.S. troops are beginning to "commit suicide on the walls of Baghdad

and this one is a classic!!

al Jazeera TV network is "marketing for America"

ROFL