Short Quiz

[RightF00T]

Short Quiz.  Think quickly these questions arent that hard

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?




The correct answer is:

Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door.

This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?




Did you say, "Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?"


(Wrong Answer)


Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference.

All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?



Correct Answer: The Elephant.
The elephant is in the refrigerator.
You just put him in there. Remember?
This tests your memory.

OK, even if you did not answer the first three
questions correctly, you still have one
more chance to show your true abilities.

4. You have to cross a river inhabited by crocodiles.
How do you manage it?



Correct Answer: You swim across.

All the crocodiles are attending
the Animal Meeting.

This tests whether you learn quickly from your
mistakes.

[squelch_19]

But if the river is inhabited with 'gators, they can't be at the Lion King ball. They have to be at the river or you have a river that is not 'gator inhabited.
This test your common sense.

[Tarmac]

Originally posted by RightF00T
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?  

So "send it through a wood chipper" isn't the right answer?  

[john9001]

if you got all the answers right you:

A: cheated

B: heard the joke before

C: are lucky