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Offline Raubvogel

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« on: April 07, 2003, 07:17:29 AM »
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Iraqi Information Minister Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf, standing on a Baghdad rooftop, denied his city had been stormed. Clouds of dust blew past and sirens could be heard as he spoke.

"They are sick in their minds. They say they brought 65 tanks into center of city. I say to you this talk is not true. This is part of their sick mind," Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf said. "There is no presence of American infidels in the city of Baghdad at all."

"Their forces committed suicide by the hundreds. ... The battle is very fierce and God made us victorious. The fighting continues," he said. "Yesterday, we slaughtered them and we will continue to slaughter them."



Amreeka is in no way occupying Baghdad, its just plane redickulus!
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« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2003, 07:53:14 AM »
You know, history repeat itself. Hitler ordered a counter attack with non existant  divisions against a few million Russian entering the Berlin area. Mussolini was puzzled becouse after El Alamein he could not enter Egypt (with a white stallion and the sword of Islam) as a roman emperor . Sick minds.
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« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2003, 08:12:19 AM »
the french beret he is wearing is probly inferior quality and... too tight.
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« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2003, 08:19:01 AM »
Well, I'm back here after a weekend :)

Raubvogel, I wish you were right, I could get damn rich :)

Last things I heard on the radio before leaving home was the Echo of Moscow radio special correspondent saying he sees American tanks and soldiers in nazi-like helmets on the other side of Tigris. That guy is really brave.

I wonder how the things are really going. So far Iraqi officials showed foreign reporters burnt down American tanks and BMPs.

My opinoin is simple: it will be a siege, or a disaster like New Year 1995 in Grozniy. :( Or, more likely, a full-scale Stalingrad/Berlin scenario.

Tanks in a city... Poor tankers :(

some rags and blankets wet with gasoline dropped on an engine compartment from the second floor - and that's all...

Dozens of RPGs at point-blank... Land mines... Anti-tank "hedgehogs" blocking the retreat under a "dagger" machinegun fire...

It all depends on how desperate the people are.

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« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2003, 08:30:41 AM »
wow boroda... you could work for cnn..   Maybe if the coalition troops simply throw down their rifles and desert their vehicles and run away some of them can get out with their lives...

we don't fight like russians... don't use your standards on us.
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« Reply #5 on: April 07, 2003, 08:48:09 AM »
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Originally posted by lazs2
wow boroda... you could work for cnn..   Maybe if the coalition troops simply throw down their rifles and desert their vehicles and run away some of them can get out with their lives...

we don't fight like russians... don't use your standards on us.
lazs


I am kindly waiting for a lecture about a combat in the city.

The most intersting part is what the tank crew should do if someone will drop a rag wet with petrol on their engine compartment, at the same time shooting at them from dozen automats.

You surely can't fight like Russians, because you don't have 1% of our experience of city combat. And because you fight for some weird interests of your financial groups, and never fought for your own land and freedom.

BTW, my family name should remind you of some episodes of a battle inside one big city...
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« Reply #6 on: April 07, 2003, 08:50:17 AM »
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I am kindly waiting for a lecture about a combat in the city.


Lesson # 1
Look at how the Russians do it   -DONT do that.

Lesson # 2
See lesson # 1.
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« Reply #7 on: April 07, 2003, 08:55:25 AM »
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Lesson # 1
Look at how the Russians do it   -DONT do that.

Lesson # 2
See lesson # 1.

LOL! Well, unless you have disposable troops....and a second line behind the first with rifles raised to "encourage" the forward line to move forward...
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« Reply #8 on: April 07, 2003, 08:55:37 AM »
What were the latest figures since we've been in Baghdad?  3,000 Iraqi's killed yesterday and one (1) American soldier.  Youre right Broda, we're in real trouble here.

(Wait - your news service has told you we're in the city, right?)
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« Reply #9 on: April 07, 2003, 08:57:03 AM »
Boroda why you so harsh on the people the ACTUALLY supplied you weapons so you can fight the germans in WW2.....

is that how you say thank you in Russia....

stop finger pointing.....its useless.
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« Reply #10 on: April 07, 2003, 09:00:30 AM »
boroda... don't stake the populace down and run over their legs with your tanks and they will probly not drop burning rags on your tanks.
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« Reply #11 on: April 07, 2003, 09:12:33 AM »
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boroda... don't stake the populace down and run over their legs with your tanks and they will probly not drop burning rags on your tanks.
lazs


Ergo: when someone shoots from an apartment building - call artillery support and demolish the whole block.
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« Reply #12 on: April 07, 2003, 09:14:15 AM »
Boroda you don't seem to realize the obvious:  Iraqis don't want to fight for Hussein.  Not even against Yankee Imperialists wearing Nazi helmets.

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« Reply #13 on: April 07, 2003, 09:17:39 AM »
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Ergo: when someone shoots from an apartment building - call artillery support and demolish the whole block.


Would be the last time someone took pot shots from an apartment building.
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« Reply #14 on: April 07, 2003, 09:25:16 AM »
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Boroda why you so harsh on the people the ACTUALLY supplied you weapons so you can fight the germans in WW2.....

is that how you say thank you in Russia....

stop finger pointing.....its useless.


I say thank you americans for canned pork and telephone wire.  Also thank you for letting us finish nazis without the long-awaited second front, opened only when nazis were alredy doomed.

Also thank you for your brave behaviour in Ardennes when we had to start a Balaton operation two weeks earlier, loosing half-million soldiers just to save you from impressive two SS tank divisions.

No offences, please.

People see "anti-american" things in my posts here, while I don't mean it. But it's OK to throw **** on my country, isn't it? Finaly we are only "barbarians who came from the east" (c) Sturmbahnfurher Grunherz. :rolleyes:

I only tried to describe what will happen if you'll try to start street fights in a big city, that is fortified and prepared for defence. You always have an option to either starve them or simply start blowing up the whole city block by block.

If "coalition" command doesn't understand it - I pity your soldiers. :(
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