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Offline sling322

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That Iraqi Minister of Information is....
« on: April 07, 2003, 08:39:28 AM »
a very funny guy.  Its like comedy gold listening to him deny that coalition forces occupy the airport and that the Iraqi forces have killed most of the enemy.  I mean, what world does this guy live in anyway?

What would really be funny is for him to be giving one of his speeches and a Marine walks up behind him, taps him on the shoulder, and kinda waves to the camera.  That would be some funny ****.
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Offline Sixpence

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« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2003, 08:43:56 AM »
The world that says if he doesn't say what he is told to say he gets shot.
"My grandaddy always told me, "There are three things that'll put a good man down: Losin' a good woman, eatin' bad possum, or eatin' good possum."" - Holden McGroin

(and I still say he wasn't trying to spell possum!)

Offline Saurdaukar

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« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2003, 08:57:31 AM »
I had the bright idea yesterday that some camera crew should organize to film an American M1 rolling by with a big cloth sign hanging off the side that reads "We're not here" with smiling soldiers in tow.

Great propaganda shot.  :D

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« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2003, 09:02:09 AM »
He really doesn't sound that much different than cnn or the german or russian posters on this BBS.   It will be fun to post some quotes from them when this is over.
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« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2003, 10:55:52 AM »
I hope this funny guy recieves a bullit through his head in front of the camera soon.

What would he say than??

Offline Drunky

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« Reply #5 on: April 07, 2003, 11:44:53 AM »
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Originally posted by Saurdaukar
I had the bright idea yesterday that some camera crew should organize to film an American M1 rolling by with a big cloth sign hanging off the side that reads "We're not here" with smiling soldiers in tow.


ROFLMAO :D

Too damn funny...would be a good shot.
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« Reply #6 on: April 07, 2003, 11:48:20 AM »
I think he is being this rediculous to save the SNL authors from having to work too hard on a script. (blatantly stolen from Grunherz)

Personally, I think it would just be better if a couple of marines were standing behind him as he gave his last speach swearing that the U.S. never actually made it into Iraq at all.  No need to shoot the guy.  He did that to himself about a week ago.

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« Reply #7 on: April 07, 2003, 01:37:20 PM »
I think that's the 'Information Minister'....   The one that looks like Elmo?

Offline sling322

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« Reply #8 on: April 07, 2003, 01:43:17 PM »
Dangit...you're right Otto.  Edited original post, but it wont change the thread title....  :(

Offline Suave

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« Reply #9 on: April 07, 2003, 02:05:10 PM »
Hehe did anybody see Saturday Night Live last night .

Offline StSanta

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« Reply #10 on: April 07, 2003, 02:47:06 PM »
'ridiculous'

Gets to my nerves to see that word not spelled right. Sure, it might be moking blitz, but English ain't his first language.

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« Reply #11 on: April 07, 2003, 02:51:25 PM »
LOL! when you're American you can spell it however you want.  Till then santa.. shuddup.

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« Reply #12 on: April 07, 2003, 02:53:10 PM »
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it might be moking blitz

mocking

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« Reply #13 on: April 07, 2003, 02:56:33 PM »
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Originally posted by ra
mocking


BAH, you beat me to it.

Offline Frogm4n

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« Reply #14 on: April 07, 2003, 02:57:33 PM »
remember there is a gun to his head no doubt.