Author Topic: Pretty good email story  (Read 335 times)

Offline Ripsnort

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Pretty good email story
« on: April 07, 2003, 04:55:57 PM »
Funny regardless if its fact or not...wouldn't doubt it though...

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Subject: A Commuter Story
To nobody's surprise there were protesters today in DC, attempting to disrupt the metro system and block the Key Bridge, a leading artery into DC from Northern Virginia. I got hosed twice because I come in from NoVA on the metro and it is raining hard which makes traffic worse any way. My commute was long and arduous and only caused further resentment for protesters (but that isn't the point of this thread). Anyway, I'll get to the point.
I got off the train in Rosslyn because I had to use the bathroom and the train was moving quite slowly. When I was getting back on the train, there were protesters on the train platform handing out pamphlets on the evils of America. I politely declined to take one.
An elderly woman was behind me getting off the escalator and a young (20ish) female protester offered her a pamphlet, which she politely declined. The young protester put her hand on the old woman's shoulder as a gesture of friendship and in a very soft voice said, "Ma'am, don't you care about the children of Iraq?" The old woman looked up at her and said,
"Honey, my first husband died in France during World War II so you could have the right to stand here and bad mouth your country. And if you touch me again, I'll stick this umbrella up your bellybutton and open it."  I'm glad to report that loud applause broke out among the onlookers and the young protester was at a total loss for words.


Offline Saurdaukar

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« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2003, 05:01:29 PM »
GO GRAMMA!!!

Offline Martlet

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« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2003, 05:32:28 PM »
Even if it isn't true, it should be.

Offline Thorns

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« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2003, 08:21:38 PM »
Tough women around the D.C. metro area.........my Grandma was one of them.....worked for the CIA.  ;)

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« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2003, 08:23:04 PM »
LMAO :)
My grandma wouldn't have been nearly so polite.

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« Reply #5 on: April 07, 2003, 10:33:31 PM »
Why did a minority of ceremonial Viking helmets have horns?

To answer 'don't you care for children in [France, Britain, Russia, Greece] addNewAdditon(Iraq);

:)

Cool cute story really rip-der-snorter

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« Reply #6 on: April 07, 2003, 10:42:51 PM »
If it ain't true, it oughta be.

I agree.
If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude than the animated contest of freedom, go from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen!