Worst 5 War Films

[rpm]

I used to know that guys name. He was a BIG time voiceover artist in the 60's & 70's. Did a LOT of Rocky & Bullwinkle.

[SirLoin]

Originally posted by BGBMAW
I thought Pearl Harbor was KIK ASSSSSS

Please rewind and wacth the attak again in slow motion..Excellent..strafing eefcts,,hell i love seeing ww2 planes fly...

Thin Red Line....ugh....what a crappy Poem of a movie..Even thogh the  Japs in the bunkers in the grass was very sad,,,dam they are impossible to see until the fire starts...

BiGB
xoxo

Ugg...Three A6M2's low and slow on the six of a p40b..he outflies them so his buddy the mess hall chef can shoot them down from the tower he had the forsight to climb with a hand mounted MG?

Sorry,they got pounded in that attack..And it was a terrible,horrible example of freedom taking it in the chin...The film did not show why the Pearl Harbour attack should be remembered forever.

[SirLoin]

Originally posted by GScholz
Why is that?

Because it was a sneak attack,with no declaration of war..that simple enough fer ya?

And cause a lot of good young men died.

[mjolnir]

Originally posted by Mini D
Man... nobody has mentioned "Behind Enemy Lines"?  The movie that had an F-18 dogfighting a SAM?  The movie that had someone holding a football while the carrier launcher "punted" it into the air?  The one that had one guy with a sniper scope first shoot down a plane by personally launching a SAM and then hunt the pilots down as they bailed?  The one that had two blackhawks anhialate a light armored division because the entire division were missing them from 100 yards away?

Was great fun to sit there after having just done the first half of SERE the summer before and note how every single thing Owen Wilson did was the complete opposite of what they teach you about surviving.  Let's see....eject from plane, touch ground.  They almost got that part right.

1:  gather up parachute because of all the wonderful uses it has - didn't happen
2:  destroy patches/rank/nametag (or at least bury them) - didn't happen
3:  Buddy has broken leg, so leave him in the middle of a field to get shot while you go stand on the very top of a mountain to have a look around (making yourself an easy target because you didn't stay on the ridgeline)?  It numbs the mind just thinking about it.
4:  Wander through burnt out and blown up town that's full of mines?  Was this guy suicidal?
5:  Asks kid for water.  Hey, maybe the gerbil in still making the wheel spin after all.  Kid offers Coca Cola instead.  He drinks it.  Never mind, gerbil is dead.

I could go on, but it was just too hard to pay attention to all the details when we were laughing so hard.

[StSanta]

while(!santa.isDead()){
   cout << "DETH TO AMREE \n; //remember to remove this
   cout << "PEARL HARBOR SUCKS!\n";
}

[straffo]

tss tsss

while(!santa.isDead()){
cout << "DETH TO AMREE \n" ; //remember to remove this
cout << "PEARL HARBOR SUCKS!\n";
}

ps without any compiler help

[StSanta]

Straffo can take the hgumor out of anything.

Leave that to a French dude

PTFFFH straffo

[Nath[BDP]]

99.9% of the films with .ahf extensions posted on this board.

[hazed-]

Originally posted by SLCR
I don't include  Top Gun as a "war" movie it was more like an MTV video with jets.  It was very entertaining.  Plus it was my girlfriends favorite movie at the time...Top Gun = nookie!




-SLICER

Look im kinda angry now!! Ive just watched TopGun twenty seven times and I STILL havent had any nookie!!

am i doing something wrong? Do i actually need to bring a girlfriend as well as the film??

Im begining to suspect this 'topgun = nookie' statement was a bull faced LIE!!!