Author Topic: Worst 5 War Films (Read 2157 times)

funkedup · « **on:** April 08, 2003, 05:16:55 AM »

1. Pearl Harbor
2. Pearl Harbor
3. Pearl Harbor
4. Pearl Harbor
5. Pearl Harbor

ramzey · « **Reply #1 on:** April 08, 2003, 05:22:37 AM »

it was war movie?

1.Pearl Harbour
2. Enigma
3. U571

Fatty · « **Reply #2 on:** April 08, 2003, 05:24:17 AM »

Thin red line.

Rasker · « **Reply #3 on:** April 08, 2003, 05:41:05 AM »

Iron Eagle 3?

anonymous · « **Reply #4 on:** April 08, 2003, 05:42:18 AM »

battle of the last panzer. tank commander been at war for 4 years and winds up under tree with delicious french babe who wants him and he is 'to emotionally scarred' from combat to close the deal. this movie sucks so bad that ill bet no one else reading this has even seen it. im almost feeling guilty for telling you boys about it cause i could then be responsible for others seeing this horrible movie.

straffo · « **Reply #5 on:** April 08, 2003, 05:42:42 AM »

for I := 1 to 5 do writeln('Pearl Harbor');

Wanker · « **Reply #6 on:** April 08, 2003, 08:00:46 AM »

"Pearl Harbor" was so bad, I still cringe when I think that some really young boys who see it will think that's how it happened. By far, the worst war film made in the past 30 years.

mjolnir · « **Reply #7 on:** April 08, 2003, 08:05:22 AM »

Come on now, Top Gun should have at least gotten an honorable mention in there somewhere!

-tronski- · « **Reply #8 on:** April 08, 2003, 08:33:20 AM »

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Originally posted by ramzey
it was war movie?

1.Pearl Harbour
2. Enigma
3. U571

Enigma was more set during the war, as opposed to a war film I reckon....but then I can't add my number 5 using that logic

1. Pearl Harbour
2. Red Dawn
3. Rambo 3
4. Wheels of Terror (the Sven Hassel movie)
5. Missing in Action (1, 2 or 3)..actually anything that had Chuck Norris in the 80's....Delta Force, Invasion USA....

Tronsky

Frogm4n · « **Reply #9 on:** April 08, 2003, 08:36:19 AM »

any of the movies made during or right after ww2. mostly propaghanda films that are really terrible,

Saurdaukar · « **Reply #10 on:** April 08, 2003, 08:45:58 AM »

Funked, you beat me to it 1 through 5.

-aper- · « **Reply #11 on:** April 08, 2003, 08:56:28 AM »

1. Saving private Lynch
2. Deadly Bradley
3. Rummy's heroes
4. Enemy in the gate of Basra (British)
5. Desert crocs (Australian)

All coming soon ...

gofaster · « **Reply #12 on:** April 08, 2003, 09:09:38 AM »

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Originally posted by mjolnir
Come on now, Top Gun should have at least gotten an honorable mention in there somewhere!

If you made that a "Worst Movie", then there'd be no modern jet war movies at all! Besides, "Top Gun" had some redeeming qualities - it sold a lot of Ray Ban Aviator sunglasses, all of the guys tried the "You've Lost That Loving Feelign" kareoke pick-up trick on the girls when the film came out, and now everyone knows proper jet combat lingo - "its gone ballistic!", "Talk to me, Goose!", "I feel the need, the need for speed!", and "I'm taking the shot!". There was also the 2-man sand volleyball scene that sparked the volleyball interest (even though the actors show some of the worst skills ever put on tape).

mjolnir · « **Reply #13 on:** April 08, 2003, 09:51:02 AM »

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Originally posted by gofaster
If you made that a "Worst Movie", then there'd be no modern jet war movies at all! Besides, "Top Gun" had some redeeming qualities - it sold a lot of Ray Ban Aviator sunglasses, all of the guys tried the "You've Lost That Loving Feelign" kareoke pick-up trick on the girls when the film came out, and now everyone knows proper jet combat lingo - "its gone ballistic!", "Talk to me, Goose!", "I feel the need, the need for speed!", and "I'm taking the shot!". There was also the 2-man sand volleyball scene that sparked the volleyball interest (even though the actors show some of the worst skills ever put on tape).

Well, Rasker nominated Iron Eagle 3, I figured it was only appropriate.

SirLoin · « **Reply #14 on:** April 08, 2003, 09:52:50 AM »

Yep..Pearl Harbour.I walked out of the theatre after the big battle scene when Ben Afflek tried acting again.