Author Topic: Dogs Are Man's Best Friend (Read 375 times)

funkedup · « **on:** April 08, 2003, 07:32:46 PM »

Ripsnort · « **Reply #1 on:** April 08, 2003, 08:21:02 PM »

Dogs are only our best friends because they think of us as a leader in a pack, one who allows others to eat only after we have finished. And they know if we run out of food, they could be next.

funkedup · « **Reply #2 on:** April 08, 2003, 09:05:49 PM »

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Originally posted by Ripsnort
Dogs are only our best friends because they think of us as a leader in a pack, one who allows others to eat only after we have finished. And they know if we run out of food, they could be next.

Yep cats are that way too. It's hilarious how they know the pecking order in the family, and react differently to different people.

Hangtime · « **Reply #3 on:** April 08, 2003, 10:17:31 PM »

Cats can be killers too. Here's Boo Boo the British Barbarian.. after he ate the postman.

Cat eats Brit Postman

Sandman · « **Reply #4 on:** April 08, 2003, 10:21:16 PM »

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Originally posted by Hangtime
Cats can be killers too. Here's Boo Boo the British Barbarian.. after he ate the postman.

Cat eats Brit Postman

Looks tasty... maybe with some fava beans and a nice Chianti...

thrila · « **Reply #5 on:** April 08, 2003, 10:54:22 PM »

lol you should read some of the recipes.

Dog and chips

1. Find a small dog
2. Cover in milk and flour.
3. Throw into deep fat frier at 400 F while still alive for 5 minutes.
5. Eat with chips and curry sauce (optional)
6. Enjoy and avoid awkward questions as to the origin of the meat.

UserName · « **Reply #6 on:** April 08, 2003, 11:04:52 PM »

Ewww, you'd put it in the deep fat fryer with it's fur still on? Wouldn't that effect the taste of the meat?

funkedup · « **Reply #7 on:** April 08, 2003, 11:12:01 PM »

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Originally posted by thrila
lol you should read some of the recipes.

Dog and chips

1. Find a small dog
2. Cover in milk and flour.
3. Throw into deep fat frier at 400 F while still alive for 5 minutes.
5. Eat with chips and curry sauce (optional)
6. Enjoy and avoid awkward questions as to the origin of the meat.

OMG I got bad hiccups reading that page.