I AM CANADIAN
I am not a lumberjack or a fur trader,
And I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber or own a dogsled,
And I don't know Jimmy, Sally, or Susie from Canada,
Although I am certain they are really, really nice.
I have a Prime Minister, not a President.
I speak English and French, not American.
And I pronounce it "about" ... not "a-boot".
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
I believe in peacekeeping not policing;
Diversity not assimilation;
And that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal!
A tuque is hat; a chesterfield is a couch.
And it is pronounced ZED not ZEE, ZED!
Canada is the second largest landmass,
The first nation of hockey,
THE LAND OF THE NON PISSWATER BEER GOOD WHISKEY AND A BLOODY PUBLIC RANTER WHO DRESSES REALLY BAD!!!
And the best part of North America!
MY NAME IS VORTICON AND I AM CANADIAN!!!