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Offline funkedup

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« Reply #15 on: April 10, 2003, 06:03:54 PM »
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The conflict on this BB is like fencing.


More like a "swordfight".  :)
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Offline Sandman

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« Reply #16 on: April 10, 2003, 06:04:13 PM »
Funked is l33t... :)
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Offline Frogm4n

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« Reply #17 on: April 10, 2003, 06:22:49 PM »
im way more patriotic then minid!

i mean look at the wallpaper i use




wait wait i can do better then that, this one is even more patriotic!


now i gotta put these on tshirts and ill make some serious cash down at the fleamarket.
« Last Edit: April 10, 2003, 06:27:31 PM by Frogm4n »
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Offline GRUNHERZ

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« Reply #18 on: April 10, 2003, 06:43:11 PM »
What? No apple pie? You Nazi!!! ;)
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« Reply #19 on: April 10, 2003, 06:45:37 PM »
Frogm4n. That is the most beautiful and patriotic image I have seen.
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« Reply #20 on: April 10, 2003, 06:53:55 PM »
Dude you stole that from Jeff K!
It is a beautifal imaeg though!
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Offline Frogm4n

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« Reply #21 on: April 10, 2003, 07:01:23 PM »
jeffk is uber, i can only imitate
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Offline Jack55

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« Reply #22 on: April 10, 2003, 07:31:20 PM »
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im way more patriotic then minid!

i mean look at the wallpaper i use




wait wait i can do better then that, this one is even more patriotic!


now i gotta put these on tshirts and ill make some serious cash down at the fleamarket.



Too much flag!!  You must be a skinhead.
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Offline rc51

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« Reply #23 on: April 10, 2003, 09:09:54 PM »
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Sorry, but have to say it, pompous and misspelled don't really go well together. ;)

[edit] Much better, but you still have to catch a few [/edit]


More advice from ero peeons LOL
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Offline rc51

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« Reply #24 on: April 10, 2003, 09:12:30 PM »
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I am a Spaniard!
Love me, please, no reason to hate me.
I don't wear a hat, and we don't play much our national anthem at public events.
Call me unpatriotic, but if I see a guy weaving our flag too much you can bet he's a skinhead.
I believe in my country and its troops when I am convinced that they are doing the right thing, I'm not a blind "yes-sir".
And for those great countries that look down their noses on Spain, they can all line up and come for some fiesta!
Spain was the single greatest country on Earth. We paid for it with BLOOD!. Look what it bought us.
I am not angry at the USA for toppling Saddam.
I am angry at them for smashing baby heads to get at him.
Thank God you still have the brits as your allies, they might tame you a little.
I believe in free speech as a very nice thing, ranting and spewing nonsense as I'm doing is funny as hell.
Look, as long as my girlfriend doesn't pull the plug of my comp I WILL type my piece.
And I encourage all decent guys to do the same. ( but then take a little care of those poor girls).
Some if not most of you do not know me.
But know one thing: I LOVE BOOZE and all those who stand to gulp it whether it be from a glass or straight from the bottle.
I am angry at them for smashing baby heads to get at him

And you papino are an idiot.
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« Reply #25 on: April 10, 2003, 09:13:42 PM »
I AM CANADIAN

I am not a lumberjack or a fur trader,

And I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber or own a dogsled,

And I don't know Jimmy, Sally, or Susie from Canada,

Although I am certain they are really, really nice.

I have a Prime Minister, not a President.

I speak English and French, not American.

And I pronounce it "about" ... not "a-boot".

I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.

I believe in peacekeeping not policing;

Diversity not assimilation;

And that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal!

A tuque is hat; a chesterfield is a couch.

And it is pronounced ZED not ZEE, ZED!

Canada is the second largest landmass,

The first nation of hockey,
THE LAND OF THE NON PISSWATER BEER GOOD WHISKEY AND A BLOODY PUBLIC RANTER WHO DRESSES REALLY BAD!!!
And the best part of North America!


MY NAME IS VORTICON AND I AM CANADIAN!!!
« Last Edit: April 10, 2003, 09:18:35 PM by vorticon »
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« Reply #26 on: April 10, 2003, 09:14:25 PM »
I am not angry at the USA for toppling Saddam.
I am angry at them for smashing baby heads to get at him

Did you people read this foul crap?
Now this arse clown is accusing our troops of smashing babies heads to get saddum.
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Offline vorticon

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« Reply #27 on: April 10, 2003, 09:14:35 PM »
and thats as patriotic as we get...qouting a beer commercial
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« Reply #28 on: April 10, 2003, 09:17:03 PM »
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Just let your fellow texans know before you decide to start shooting at aproaching headlights just because you left the porch light on.

MiniD

P.S.  I'm more patriotic than you


And what the hell are you talking about?
You might check into a 12 step program.
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Offline rc51

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« Reply #29 on: April 10, 2003, 09:19:28 PM »
Spain a county that still calls bullfighting entertainment LOL.
I like it when the bull plants his horn right up the bullfighters arse.
Now THATS entertainment.
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