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Offline Gman

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Why did Christ Die?
« Reply #15 on: April 16, 2003, 10:30:59 PM »
LMAO Hangtime, you almost got me suspended at work, I burst out laughing at that one.

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Offline Holden McGroin

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« Reply #16 on: April 16, 2003, 10:31:30 PM »
Why did he die?

Because he was nailed to a cross and stabbed by a Roman.
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« Reply #17 on: April 16, 2003, 10:35:40 PM »
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Why did he die?

Because he was nailed to a cross and stabbed by a Roman.


That's "how", goof. :p

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« Reply #18 on: April 16, 2003, 10:35:59 PM »
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Originally posted by Holden McGroin
Why did he die?

Because he was nailed to a cross and stabbed by a Roman.


LIBERATE ROME!!!

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« Reply #19 on: April 16, 2003, 10:44:11 PM »
Wasn't Rome's fault. *ShruG*

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« Reply #20 on: April 16, 2003, 10:48:33 PM »
LIBERATE ISRAEL!!!!11

Offline Holden McGroin

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« Reply #21 on: April 16, 2003, 11:38:09 PM »
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That's "how", goof. :p


Sorry, guess I'm watchin' too much CSI.
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« Reply #22 on: April 17, 2003, 12:29:23 AM »
Tell ya what, go ask a preacher, minister, vicar, elder, whatever.....what the "plan of salvation" is.


I'll cya in about 3 months when they've finished explaining......



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« Reply #23 on: April 17, 2003, 12:55:32 AM »
lol there's so much trawl in that post I wouldn't know where to begin!
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« Reply #24 on: April 17, 2003, 12:57:09 AM »
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lol there's so much trawl in that post I wouldn't know where to begin!


holy crap, you agreed with me on something.

must be drunk.

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« Reply #25 on: April 17, 2003, 01:45:21 AM »
WHAT??? He's dead?? :confused:

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« Reply #26 on: April 17, 2003, 01:53:21 AM »
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O Lamb of God, I come, I come!


Pervert.

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« Reply #27 on: April 17, 2003, 02:46:21 AM »
Insecure, every last one of you!  Where's dRipsnort when you need him?!


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« Reply #28 on: April 17, 2003, 02:58:44 AM »
I'd rather be a swine unimpressed by pearls, than an ostentatious pig fond of glittery jewelry.
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Offline StSanta

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« Reply #29 on: April 17, 2003, 03:54:16 AM »
Well, what happened to 'im happened a lot to dissidents during that time.

*I* will take care of my sins No one else can. EOF.