Did you know there's more plastic lawn flamingos in Tampa, Florida than there is people? There's also many cases of drunk plastic flamingo fans charging lawn flamingos and attempting to tackle them. Fortunately the average drunk flamingo fan isn't as tough as a well constructed plastic flamingo, so Eagler's lawn, complete with his fake wishing well, planters of phony plants and three dozen plastic lawn flamingos are all safe. God Bless America.