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Offline Arlo

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« on: April 18, 2003, 06:39:05 PM »
News reporters and intelligence agencies have been trying to track and ascertain Saddam Hussain's final movements and think they have finally managed to stumble upon something conclusive:

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« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2003, 06:40:29 PM »
Jesus Christ... what did he eat?

Offline ra

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« Reply #2 on: April 18, 2003, 07:56:30 PM »
That's the smallest toilet bowl I've ever seen.

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« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2003, 10:00:19 PM »
aint no way that should be a "floater"

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« Reply #4 on: April 18, 2003, 10:36:04 PM »
Get the Plunger ready!!

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« Reply #5 on: April 19, 2003, 03:41:39 AM »
What really worries me about that pic.... Where the hell is the TP? :confused:

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« Reply #6 on: April 19, 2003, 07:37:38 AM »
That's not Saddam's movement. He only relived himself into a golden crapper.

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« Reply #7 on: April 19, 2003, 01:24:44 PM »
I think it's suspicious because he probably relieved himself in his pants when the first surgical strike hit.

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« Reply #8 on: April 19, 2003, 09:47:16 PM »
Where is the blood?

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« Reply #9 on: April 20, 2003, 12:07:20 AM »
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What really worries me about that pic.... Where the hell is the TP? :confused:


Very good question... who would get up without wiping after something like that? Your cheeks would be smeared in crap.

Ohhh,  don't muslims wipe with their hand? :eek:

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« Reply #10 on: April 20, 2003, 12:16:11 AM »
Hope he didn't eat shelled sunflower seeds.
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« Reply #11 on: April 20, 2003, 12:18:09 AM »
I ain't going to raise a stink about this picture even though it is offensive.
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« Reply #12 on: April 20, 2003, 01:21:04 AM »
Q: What was the last thing that went thru Saddams mind?

A: A 2000lb bunker buster bomb!  :D



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« Reply #13 on: April 20, 2003, 06:29:52 PM »
The bunker buster is in the pot.  Good lord thats sick... that had to REALLY hurt too.

The guy probably ate a cat or something.