What is Wrong with StSanta?

[spacecrab]

Free for all: your opinion please.

[Furball]

whats a spacecrab?

[StSanta]

The problem with me is one of perfection.

Once someone has reached my advanced state of Total And Utter Perfection, there is little to go for. Thus motivation goes down. Or it doesn't, since I am perfect.

Some would argue that I am too fond of leather g-strings with metal studs on the inside. Ah, such fools - this is part of being perfect - that an an affinity for planes like the F@ck-Wolf One N90 -  which is the price it costs to have their claws/teeth removed.

Yes, nothing wrong with me, except perfection. Move along.

Spacecrab; resending email - odd you haven't gotten it.

[SOB]

You mean, besides being infested with space crabs?

[Udie]

Originally posted by SOB
You mean, besides being infested with space crabs?

That's pretty mean of you to give the boy/girl space crabs and not hand over the cure.

[Mini D]

My guess would be too much starch in his thong.

[Airhead]

Originally posted by Mini D
My guess would be too much starch in his thong.

Uh....that's not starch.....

[capt. apathy]

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The problem with me is one of perfection.
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I can relate.

the big problem I've found with being better than everyone else is that the lesser people tend to think you're arrogant and become resentful.

[X2Lee]

Originally posted by spacecrab
Free for all: your opinion please.

Something.

[SOB]

Originally posted by Udie
That's pretty mean of you to give the boy/girl space crabs and not hand over the cure.

Shows what you know.  I gave him the cure...he just didn't wanna use it.  Said he enjoys the company.


SOB

[funkedup]

He has tiny, misshapen genitals.

[funkedup]

Which cause his leather thong to "ride up" and chafe his exit port unless he makes liberal use of "udder balm".

[Saintaw]

Heh, watch out, I think Crabs ans Funked are hitting on ya Santa