Author Topic: US Marines hunt gazelles with rocks (Read 622 times)

UserName · « **on:** April 20, 2003, 12:05:08 AM »

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_771853.html

Too funny

Monk · « **Reply #1 on:** April 20, 2003, 03:03:43 AM »

Adapt and overcome.

Maverick · « **Reply #2 on:** April 20, 2003, 03:14:52 PM »

I'm not surprised. A constant diet of MRE's would drive ANYONE to using rocks to get a better diet!

Holden McGroin · « **Reply #3 on:** April 20, 2003, 03:19:05 PM »

PETA will be pissed about this. I love it.

Fatty · « **Reply #4 on:** April 20, 2003, 03:22:44 PM »

Yeah this will be much more fun once the vegans find out we're killing Iraqi animals. They've not had a good anti-war related cause since the dolphins were mine hunting.

Airhead · « **Reply #5 on:** April 20, 2003, 05:59:37 PM »

Not to burst anyone's bubble, but until the war is declared over those gazelles are subject to the protection of the Iraqi Fish And Game Commission. Any Marines poaching these animals should be arrested, IMHO.

Saurdaukar · « **Reply #6 on:** April 20, 2003, 06:24:01 PM »

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Originally posted by Airhead
Not to burst anyone's bubble, but until the war is declared over those gazelles are subject to the protection of the Iraqi Fish And Game Commission. Any Marines poaching these animals should be arrested, IMHO.

Are you ****ing kidding me?

Maverick · « **Reply #7 on:** April 20, 2003, 07:13:32 PM »

Look at his handle.

GRUNHERZ · « **Reply #8 on:** April 20, 2003, 09:02:56 PM »

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Originally posted by Airhead
Not to burst anyone's bubble, but until the war is declared over those gazelles are subject to the protection of the Iraqi Fish And Game Commission. Any Marines poaching these animals should be arrested, IMHO.

Pretty weak bait there Airhead, but its funny and seems to have found a few. But I think fattys was funnier.

Airhead · « **Reply #9 on:** April 20, 2003, 09:41:54 PM »

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Originally posted by GRUNHERZ
Pretty weak bait there Airhead, but its funny and seems to have found a few. But I think fattys was funnier.

Yeah, Fatty cracks me up, but most of the FDBs do. Really though, how wild could these Gazelles if you can get close enough to kill them with a rock? Then when they talk about how they were so tasty cause of their grain fed diet I'm afraid we've either killed some Iraqi kid's pet Gazelles or, even worse, killed an animal the Iraqis consider sacred and would never harm in spite of the direness of their situation.

GRUNHERZ · « **Reply #10 on:** April 20, 2003, 09:46:41 PM »

Well the article did say these were from Saddams private hunting range, so seeing how much effort he put into making his life easy with his ridicoulus palaces I can understand how he might have wanted the same effect when he went hunting. Its really no worse than those retarded deer "hunters" who set up a blind in a tree right above a feed dispenser.

Monk · « **Reply #11 on:** April 21, 2003, 04:25:49 AM »

I can just see it now,

"Come here pretty Gazelle". Then when it's 3 ft. away
.................Boom!! a rock between the eyes.
Bwahahahahaa!!

AWMac · « **Reply #12 on:** April 21, 2003, 08:30:06 AM »

I thought Gazelle season closed last week?

T0J0 · « **Reply #13 on:** April 21, 2003, 12:55:22 PM »

Sounds like the animals were better fed than his fellow countryman....