Author Topic: Movies indentifiable with one exchange (Read 4661 times)

rpm · « **Reply #30 on:** April 22, 2003, 10:24:32 PM »

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Originally posted by XNachoX
1. Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow.

Classic

This is Bat Country!

Hangtime · « **Reply #31 on:** April 22, 2003, 10:32:01 PM »

"I knew youse was in cahoots!"

JB73 · « **Reply #32 on:** April 22, 2003, 10:34:08 PM »

ok first the answers to mine:

"Carole the waitress ... meet Simon the studmuffin." As good as it gats

"good evening Dave.... everything's running smoothly... and you?" 2001 a space oddesy

"you're gonna tell me something today tough guy. ... ok i'll tell you something... go f*** your mother" goodfellas

"there's the television... it's all right there, it's all right there... look, listen, kneel, pray" 12 monkeys

"we believe that bad sex and good drugs are the cornerstone of a great democracy" dragnet

"now you will see that evil will always triumph... cause good is dumb" spaceballs

"life moves pretty fast ... you dont stop and look around once and a while you could miss it." ferris buellers day off

"how about a nice game of chess?" war games

"i'm not gonna hurt ya... im just gonna bash your brains in... i'm gonna bash 'em right the f*** in" the shining

"i hated the colnel with his wee beady eyes.... and that smug look on his face.... oh your gonna buy my chicken ooooohhhhhh" so i married an axe murderer

"my name is john johnson but everyone here calls me vikki" (same movie as above. just too good a line to not use) same

"this movie was shot in 3-b ... three beers and it looks great" strange brew

"a compliment for us is a complment for you.... naww this negativity only makes us stronger.. we're gonna rock portland next weekend." singles

now.....

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Is that you John Wayne?

Full metal jacket

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"Asps. Very dangerous. You go first."

indiana jones raiders of the lost ark

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"Killin' a man's a hard thing. You take away all he has and all he's ever gonna have."

unforgiven

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"It's just a flesh wound"

monty pythons holy grail.... ILL BITE YOUR LEGS OFF

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"I'm getting too old for this s***."

all of the "Leathal weapon" movies

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"Hey Clark ..looks like you could use a cool one"

national lampoons vacation

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"That's no moon..."

star wars

mjolnir · « **Reply #33 on:** April 23, 2003, 03:02:57 AM »

A little on the obscure side: "You see, that's the problem with terrorists, they're really inconsiderate when it comes to people's schedules."

And a classic: "You can't fight in here, this is the War Room!"

Naso · « **Reply #34 on:** April 23, 2003, 04:04:43 AM »

"My name is Chance, Chance Gardner"

rpm · « **Reply #35 on:** April 23, 2003, 06:55:32 AM »

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Originally posted by mjolnir

And a classic: "You can't fight in here, this is the War Room!"

Dr Strangelove

Well, Mr. President...If the pilot is good, and I mean real good mind you, he can get that big baby low, and I mean real low! It's an awesome sight! Why he'll be frying chicken in the barnyard!!

Dowding · « **Reply #36 on:** April 23, 2003, 06:58:09 AM »

How about this one:

"Funny? Funny how? Like a clown? Do I amuse you?"

Perhaps the most convincing performance as a nutcase in a film...

muckmaw · « **Reply #37 on:** April 23, 2003, 08:02:41 AM »

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Originally posted by Hangtime
"I knew youse was in cahoots!"

1941 Slim Pickens playing Hollis P. Wood

muckmaw · « **Reply #38 on:** April 23, 2003, 08:04:28 AM »

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Originally posted by Dowding
How about this one:

"Funny? Funny how? Like a clown? Do I amuse you?"

Perhaps the most convincing performance as a nutcase in a film...

Goodfellas: Joe Pesci playing Tommy D.

muckmaw · « **Reply #39 on:** April 23, 2003, 08:06:02 AM »

Here's an impossible one:

"Your compliments bring a redness to my hair"

Samiam · « **Reply #40 on:** April 23, 2003, 09:36:02 AM »

"My name is Chance, Chance Gardner"

Being There

How about:

"Can I borrow your towel, my car just hit a water buffalo?"

"Do you expect me to talk?"
"No [name here], I expect you to die."

"I'm going to Bombay to become a movie star."
"You don't go to Bombay to become a movie star, you go to Hollywood"
"Sure, if you want to do it the easy way."

Nifty · « **Reply #41 on:** April 23, 2003, 09:46:39 AM »

"Do you expect me to talk?"
"No [name here], I expect you to die."
that'd be Goldfinger.

"No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die."

Dowding, "oh god, etc." When Harry Met Sally?

the movie has been done already in this thread, but the movie has soooo many quotes...
"one, two, five!" "there are some who would call me... Tim."
heh, that whole movie cracks me up!

Samiam · « **Reply #42 on:** April 23, 2003, 09:50:27 AM »

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Originally posted by Nifty
the movie has been done already in this thread, but the movie has soooo many quotes...
"one, two, five!" "there are some who would call me... Tim."
heh, that whole movie cracks me up! [/B]

My favorite exchange from this movie:

"He must be a king."
"How can you tell?"
"He aint got sh** all over him."

Nifty · « **Reply #43 on:** April 23, 2003, 10:00:21 AM »

"I'm invincible!"
"You're a looney!"

heh, could have a whole thread just dedicated to that movie.

Of course the other two movies are good as well.
"It's just a wafer thin mint!"

"What's so funny about Biggus Dickus?"
"It's a joke name, sir!"
"I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome named Biggus Dickus"

gatso · « **Reply #44 on:** April 23, 2003, 10:27:56 AM »

"..and what do you do to witches?"
"BUUUUURRRRNNN them!"

"WHAT, is your name?"
"Arthur king of the Britons"
"WHAT, is your quest?"
"We seek the grail"
"WHAT is the air speed velocity of un unladen swallow?"
"What do you mean? An African or European swallow?"
"I don't know... AAAAAAaaaaaarrrrrgghhh"

Every single line of that film could be in this thread. Best film ever

New one:

"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"

Gatso